Fabulous Wimbledon - part 5
A Ticket from Heaven...Londoners chicken out...I pop downtown...Indian food .

Blue skies and a brilliant sun smiled at me this Wednesday, and I smiled back. Normally, today would be the Ladies' quarterfinal, but the incessant rains had played havoc with the sch'dule. Temperature hovered in the low 70s. This was a wonderful change from the 90s Florida offered. The day had great potential, and I was jubilant and full of hope. 

The tennis apparel felt natural and comfortable,  and I was dressed proper perchance they should ask me to play. My long legs were stretched to their limit as they carried my six-foot frame in the direction of Paradise.
As expected, a 'Wimbledon Special' bus stood waiting and I boarded, relishing the convenience.

The ride along Wimbledon Park Road was different. No queue had formed. This was unbelievable, even mystifying. I thought, where are all the fans? Normally there would be a queue two miles long.

Every foot of the way, I expected the queue to appear, but it wasn't to be. The only explanation possible was that the London fans were not hardy enough to do the party on  Tuesday night.
Now, I felt better about myself, discovering thousands of stouthearted London fans lacked the courage to weather the Tuesday night queue. Then a more logical reason came.


The rains of the first week were so devastating, even dauntless Londoners had become pessimistic. Obviously, they had thought what's the point in going. The 'bloody' rain will come.

An incredible premonition flashed inside my noggin. A ticket for Centre Court or No. 1 Court waited for me. Yes! The fingers on my right hand were crossed, and the rabbit's foot was firmly gripped in my left hand, squashing the four-leaf-clover, as the Church Road ticket gate appeared. Leave nothing to chance. Reaching the gate, I asked hopefully, "What's available?"

"Sir, we have No. 1 Court tickets for £26." Her youthful voice was bright and charming. The words had come out of the mouth of an angel.

I wasn't surprised. Well, maybe just a little. Quickly I said, "Please give me the best seat available."

The thrill slowly crept up my spine as I passed 30-quid to her. She, in turn, passed a No. 1 Court ticket, four £s change my way, and I headed to check on the bedroll left overnight. Left, but not forgotten, because, hopefully the bedroll would find its way here in 1992 with my help.

Happy, grateful thoughts came: Am I lucky or what? I'm sleeping at the end of a rainbow. Somebody up there loves you. I reached Left Luggage, rechecked the bedroll, and checked my handbag. Sometimes luggage left overnight becomes lost luggage and that's another stop elsewhere.

Play was scheduled to start at 1:00pm. That was two hours away and one hour earlier than usual. I decided to mill about the outside courts and watch some of the younger players as well as the older players. After an hour, I headed for Aorangi Park for a meal of fish 'n chips. After purchasing the meal, I found a newspaper on the table I'd selected. I grabbed it to find out what $44 had purchased this beautiful Wednesday.

No. 1 Court order of play:

1. Mrs. Laura Gildemeister (Peru) v Miss Gabriela Sabatini (Argentina)

To finish

2. C. Bergstrom (Sweden) v Boris Becker (Germany)

3. And some doubles action, featuring Ille 'Nasty' Nastase

I was reminded Nastase's mouth can outdo Connor's and McEnroe's in tandem. Beautiful 'Gabby' polished off Mrs. Gildemeister like a piece of chocolate cake. Final scores were 6-2, 6-1. Becker, the 'grass hopper', was a little off his serve-and-volley game, and Bergstrom pushed him to four sets, two of which were tiebreakers. Becker's verbal attacks upon himself, over poor performance, had me feeling mortal fear for him, not knowing to what extreme he might carry this form of abuse. This kind of self-inflicted punishment never helped my game, but with Boris it seemed to work: the German mentality? This was one of the good tennis days on the Wimbledon scale of good, better and best. The rain stayed away. After the Becker match, my tennis appetite had been satisfied completely.

The time had come for a drastic change of scenery: a theme change - movie - theater - jazz club - Hard Rock Cafe. Choices in Olde London Town are limitless if you have the time and money. It's a great city for diversity. Of the two, my only problem was time. I carried plastic. So, I headed for Piccadilly to look for a fine restaurant, where I might enjoy a sumptuous gourmet experience and suck up some atmosphere or whatever.

Arriving at the station in time to catch the last train out of Piccadilly pleased me. A hack would cost a bag full. However, a change of trains was required at Earl's Court. As I headed for the platform deep in the ground, I hoped I would arrive at Earl's Court in time to catch a train for yet another rather late arrival at Southfields and some long, shadowy miles from the Dodds.

Luck was with me. I boarded the last train out of Earl's Court at 11:35pm, which was a ghost train. Sane people were home sleeping, and they had eaten dinner. Not I, and I was starved. I got caught up observing the night people who hang out around London's West End and forgot about finding a fancy restaurant.

Arriving at Southfields at 11:50pm, I wasn't surprised to be the lone passenger leaving the train. At the top of the three flights of stairs, the ticket agent, an Indian fellow, took my ticket. I hesitated to inquire if he knew of an open restaurant nearby, and he suggested, while pointing up Wimbledon Park Road, an Indian restaurant stood three squares away. I thanked him and departed for the restaurant not very optimistic. Nothing moved on the street.

Finding the restaurant open, after strolling three scary squares, my stomach flipped from excitement, but inside, it looked closed. A dark skinned person approached me and escorted me to a seat near two young English couples, who were the only patrons in the place. The waiter passed me a menu, turned and retreated. The four young people were gabbing about their day, which had been spent selling Wimbledon paraphernalia along Wimbledon Park Road. They had made out like Robin Hood and were living it up.

Minutes later the waiter returned with a small kettle of hot tea and asked for my order. Indian food had never entered my intestines. I didn't have the vaguest idea as to what to order, or even what the menu said, although I'd studied it closely. The friendly couples rescued me with a recommendation from the menu and the waiter wheeled away. I asked them to explain what I'd ordered. They said, "Expect chicken mixed with hot flavored rice and mixed vegetable steamed to perfection."

The diminutive waiter returned with my steaming order and placed it before me. It smelled delicious. It looked delicious. The turnaround, between order and delivery, had been so fast my head spun. Obviously, they were eager to close.

The chicken dish lived up to my senses. Yes, the dish was delicious, light, and it wouldn't disturb dreams of whatever court I'd be lucky enough to purchase a ticket for tomorrow. The waiter brought an after dinner chocolate mint and the tab. I left eight-quid on the plate, bid all "cheers," and headed out on a dark, shadowy walk along Wimbledon Park Road.

My imagination ran rampant during this late night stroll, remembering some eerie tales from my readings of Sherlock Holmes. The surroundings were strange and alarming. No living, breathing soul was anywhere to be seen. "Dr. Watson! Where are you, man? I 'bloody-well' need you."

Whistling helped calm my nerves, but it could have awakened the dead. God, I was grateful for the street lamps, but the light was the reason for all the creepy shadows dancing in my path. If a full moon and fog had enveloped the night, I would have died of fright, for my skin crawled. By the time I neared the Dodd's home, my strides were awesome, and the key provided seemed not to fit the door. This was a case of nerves and unfamiliarity. Finally, the key entered the hole and the door opened. After the door was shut and locked, I went straight to my room, not caring to be confronted by anyone.

Someone in heaven loves me...The French Connection vs Edberg and Becker...The Bacons from Houston Texas...And Tally Ho. I’m out of here

At 9:45am, I woke up, got up, cleaned up, packed up and dressed in tennis attire. I gazed out the window upon a sunny Thursday morning, July 4, 1991. This would be my third celebration of Independence Day in England. It's a lonely experience. I had missed many parades and tons of pyrotechnics over the last three years, but the pyrotechnics the 'Big-W' sparks had proven to be a tolerable trade off.

I went downstairs for breakfast. Good mornings were exchanged and I took a seat across from Paul, who was finishing a cup of tea and reading the paper. While Jackie fixed breakfast, Paul and I talked about the year or so he'd spent playing in New Orleans. Then Paul took me to his music room to flaunt his jazz collection. Paul owned more than 1,000 records, over shadowing my collection of 300 plus. Does anyone remember records?

Jackie served orange juice, coffee, eggs, bacon and toast, and I paid her £22 for the amenities. Paul and I could've talked music for hours without tiring but I'd come for tennis. Wimbledon's ticket windows would be opening at 10:30am, and I wanted one more shot at it. I thanked the Dodds, a warm-blooded clan of Irish, turned and left. At the door, the backpack was hoisted, and I was off to the kingdom of tennis one more time in 1991.

The fourth was another gorgeous day and I whistled while I walked, but for a different reason. I was filled with hope, joy and anticipation. I wondered why I'd been frightened the night before. Wimbledon Park Road looked quite harmless in the daylight. Of course, the midnight air and dancing shadows can stimulate thoughts of utter horror in a city that produced Jack the Ripper. However, morbid, imaginary fears vanish in the golden glow of sunlight.

The double-decker bus waited. While feeding the cash collector 40p, I observed the few passengers aboard. This was a hopeful sign. Again, no queue materialized along Church Road, and my insides churned with excitement, realizing I might luck out again and get another chocolate with a nut. Bringing along my rabbit's foot and four-leaf-clover were paying off.

Reaching the ticket gate, I asked the young lady, "Got any tickets, luv?"
"Yes, sir, we have No. 1 Court tickets for £18," she replied through a warm smile.
"Who's playing?"
"The first match is Edberg against Champion and then Becker against Forget," she replied in an anxious manner now; a slight line had formed.

I wanted to believe my ears. She offered a ticket to watch the numbers one and two seeds play the French connection in a quarterfinal match for a measly $30. Quarterfinal matches are normally played on Wednesday, and the price would have been $50. Furthermore, I would have needed to queue all night to get it. My luck was phenomenal, and I knew for sure Somebody was looking out for me. Without any further hesitation, I passed the price of the ticket to the patient lady and was off to Left Luggage for the last time in '91.

Play was scheduled to start at 12:00pm. The time was close, and there was no time to dilly dally about. I headed for Gangway 4 in the southwest corner. I reached Row U, Seat 012, after a ten-minute journey. I could've made it in about eight minutes had I not detoured by the Long Bar for a pint of bitters. I'd brought the beer along in a tall cup being careful not to spill a drop. The seat was one tier up. Yet another fine seat with a grassy view.

A party of middle-aged English ladies, who played, sat on my right, and Kaye and Roger Bacon from Houston, Texas, sat on my left. The English ladies played regularly at their club. Kaye was a player and she was excited. This was her first Wimbledon. They had been very lucky to get these seats, but were unaware of this fact. Roger was a golfer, and he had already knocked himself out playing golf in Scotland where the couple had visited before coming to London. Roger was so excited he napped frequently.

Tennis isn't for everyone, but Roger could shed a few pounds of lard if he joined his wife in a friendly game of mixed doubles. Did I say friendly: only when you partner with your friend's wife or mistress? I'm not serious, Marjorie. A little sexual innuendo might improve our chances of selling this story.

The roar of the crowd, welcoming Stefan Edberg and Thierry Champion, woke Mr. Bacon, and he managed to stay alert until the warm-up finished. Edberg served and volleyed brilliantly to take the first two sets. In the third set, momentum shifted to Champion. Champion was hanging tough and led 5-4.

He'd won the first two points of Edberg's serve, when the machine advanced his throttle and won three games in a row, dashing the Frenchman's hopes.
Scores were 6-3, 6-2, 7-5. Edberg played some solid tennis, but he always does. It's Stefan's consistency, coupled with his intense desire that makes him the great player he is. Mr. Cool seldom beats himself.Boris 'Red' Becker and Guy 'Peacock' Forget, another Frenchman, whom I'd never seen play, entered. The crowd gave the players
a loud reception, and they started their warm-up prior to the chair’s command to play.

I think Wimbledon fans are the most appreciative in the world.

Red was lucky the Peacock didn't strut all over his posterior. Forget had many chances to get on top and stay there, but he kept choking on the critical points. Guy, pronounced Gi, played brilliantly, except for about three points, which were sufficient for Becker's victory. Four times in the tantalizing fourth set tie-break, Forget had a chance to take the match to a fifth set, but could not convert...not once. I believe Becker was pulled from the jaws of the whale many times by Divine guidance. And Forget was a little unlucky.

Becker was extremely cruel to himself both verbally and physically. Twice he was treated for a flesh wound on his right knee. I'd cheered hard for the Frenchman and felt as if Guy let me down. Forget should have won the match. The scores were 6-7, 7-6, 6-2, 7-6: such a terrific match with the wrong outcome. I don't dislike Becker. It's my nature to pull for the underdog.

Mr. Becker seems to have an affinity for grass, considering the number of times he falls during the tournament. He pulls out all the stops for Wimbledon. In 1985, his win established him as the youngest champion ever to win Wimbledon.

The two quarterfinal matches had been sensational and priced right. This was a suitable finale to another fabulous trip to the second week of Wimbledon. Reflecting on the events of the week, my gut feel that the rains would cause Wimbledon to be different had come true. I was already thinking about 1992 and Somerset Road, my spot at the end of a rainbow. If Wimbledon runs true to form, I could expect 1992 to yield many delightful surprises.

Next year the note pad will be left behind. The World will not be tolerant of a fourth queuing story. Anyway, the queue I have come to love has to be experienced in person. If you play the game, you should treat yourself to one Wimbledon. Yesss! I figured my expenses: Airline ticket $670 purchased several months in advance during an airline price war, food $140, 2 bed and breakfast accommodations $75, transportation $40, 1 Centre Court ticket and 3 No. 1 Court tickets $170, entertainment and miscellaneous. ($85). Are four fabulous days at Wimbledon worth $1180? Yesss.


Fabulous Wimbledon Images
This man has attended 21 times
He queues nine straight nights
Incredible! The queue is just beginning
I wonder what this is all about? This is inside the grounds - Did you see that cute 'bird' on Centre Court ?
Long Bar on left - My kind of place -
And partially hid on right The Museum Tea Room -   I have had tea in there

Walker Joe & Richard Hess
He's come to Wimbledon twenty times

Everything's for sale, well that's except the court grass.

These men are from Scotland.
They cooked me a burger and fries


     Somerset road queue  

My Spot at the end of a rainbow

The fans wait for the gates to open. After you establish yourself on the Q, you can catch the last round at a hectic pub in Wimbledon Village.

It's a two-mile walk. 1 mile of it is almost straight up. - It's wild !


Fabulous Wimbledon 1992

Somerset Road queue: Friday, June 26, 1992

Unfortunately for you, I didn't forget the note pad. I apologizes. I flew over on Wednesday of the first week this year. My purpose was twofold. I wanted to find a publisher to read my Wimbledon stories, and I wanted to be on Centre Court for the middle Saturday matches: touted as a 'Special Day' by the 'Big-W'. They offered 2,000 Centre Court tickets located in the east and west open stands at a reduced price of £20 for £27 seats: fabulous seats for about $35. And the 2,000 tickets were to be split evenly between the Somerset Road and Church Road queue.

AELTC's idea was to recreate some of the special atmosphere and esprit de corps of last year's very successful middle Sunday (the first ever). They offered affordable Centre Court seats to the hardworking common man... "genuine tennis fans," to quote AELTC, who are crazy about the game like yours truly. Ticket prices were reduced for all the other Show Courts. I'd started queuing late Friday evening on Somerset Road. The 500 fans ahead caused me no concern, since 1000 Centre Court tickets were available. I setup my motel room and settled in for a hard night's sleep.

The queue was managed different for this special event. The Stewards took names as you entered the queue to minimize queue jumping. In the morning, the Stewards passed out colored and numbered wristbands. This would insure that the right number of people could enter the open stands, because the seats were not reserved inside. If you weren’t wearing a wristband, you weren’t allowed entrance to the open stands. In spite of all this careful planning, getting and keeping a seat was a bit of a pain in the buttock. I think AELTC may have over booked. Or, those present had frightfully large hams.

Centre Court, Saturday, June 27, 1992, A 'Special Day'

My day broke partly sunny. The temperature was in the low 70s, and the future forecast was for more of the same. London weather this agreeable rates an eleven on a global scale of one to ten. The lovely weather was a spectacular beginning to a day holding the promise of only improving. The order of play read:

1. J. Courier (USA)(1) vs A. Olhovskiy (CIS)

2. Miss R. Hiraki (JPN) vs Miss G. Sabatini (ARG)(3)

3. A. Agassi (USA) (12) vs D. Rostagno (USA)

4. Miss M. de Swardt (RSA) vs Miss S. Graf (GER)(2)(seeding)

Talk about an order of play! Three top seeded players and 'TNT' Agassi, who went on to win the championship, were scheduled to play. Already the day was special as far as I was concerned. After dropping off my backpack at Left Luggage, I detoured by the Long Bar for an egg sandwich and café. It was too 'bloody' early for a pint. I dallied for awhile, watching the excited fans, from around the world, rushing about bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Also, I relished the fact that Marjorie had treated me to another Wimbledon. A little kissing up helps.

Checking the time, I became aware the first match was scheduled to start in fifteen minutes. Suddenly, my being had purpose. I hastily consumed the meal and departed for Centre Court. Reaching the west open stands, it appeared full at first glance, but I plunged on undaunted. I found a seat next to an Oriental, and I have a photo to prove it.

Big Jim and Andrei Olhovskiy entered, bowed reluctantly to the royal box, grabbed a stick and started their five-minute warm-up. I anticipated a short match, considering Olhovskiy's ranking. However, Olhovskiy won the first set 6-4 and already the match had exceeded my expectations. Courier struggled to return Andrei's serve. He was flat and heavy on his feet. Courier played better in the second set and won it 6-4. I whispered, "Now! We blow the Russian away." Wrong!

Bewildered, I watched Olhovskiy, a qualifier ranked number 192 in the world, beat up on our man, Courier, the top seed and number one player in the world. Apparently, someone had forgotten to tell Olhovskiy Courier's ranking. Andrei won the third set 6-4. I started thinking I might be watching a bit of history taking place. By now, I was in a state of total shock and disbelief, and wondered when the 'Florida Cracker' was going to assemble his game, get his tail in high gear, and send the Russian packing.

The charge never materialized, and before you could say "Andrei who," the match was history. Olhovskiy won the fourth set 6-4. Since the open era started in '68, this is the first time a qualifier has ousted the number one seed at Wimbledon. Courier appeared sluggish during the match and dumbfounded after it. The reason was obvious. He had been outplayed by a player ranked number 192 in the world. It happens.

The Centre Court crowd still buzzed when beautiful Gabriela Sabatini and Miss Rika Hiraki entered the court, curtsied to the royal box, and started their warm-up. Sabatini looked like a Grecian goddess. I had trouble keeping my mind and eyes focused on her graceful practice strokes. Man does not live for tennis and pub-crawls alone.

Sabatini breezed past Rika Hiraki easily with a 6-0, 6-4 set count. The match was lusterless, but I concentrated on Sabatini's form, and her sexy grunts placed this match in the winning column of my draw sheet. Actually, it’s more like a passionate sigh. (April 97: Sadly, Miss Sabatini has retired. I'll miss not seeing her this year at Wimbledon. Yes, I'm going.)

The "genuine tennis fans" had become restless. We were eager for the arrival of Andre 'TNT' Agassi. This little guy abuses the ball every stroke, and his style of play makes the game more exciting than a thrill ride. The fans titillated, anticipating the Agassi/Derrick Rostagno match. The aura of the moment overwhelmed their rational behavior, and suddenly, across the court in the west section fans stood, raised their arms, and the wave developed.

The wave circled clockwise around this hallowed filled stadium. By now, over 13,000 fans were on their feet, arms in the air, as the wave circled counter clockwise around the court. I was flabbergasted observing most of the attendees in the royal box responding with candor. Maybe the British aristocracy and royalty aren't as smug and aloof as perceived. The wave continued seven or eight times. Now, young ladies screamed Andre! Andre! This was only the second time the wave has happened. The middle Sunday in 1991 had been the first. Will it happen again? I hope so. Will I be there? I dream about it.

Following the announcement of their names and life long tennis superlatives, Agassi and Rostagno entered the arena. Andre, dressed mostly in white, waved to the enthusiastic crowd. Then, he went to his chair, selected a weapon, beat it against his left hand several time to check the tension, and proceeded to his end of the battlefield. The warm-up proceeded immediately and continued until the command "play" was heard from the tall chair.

The match offered little in the way of surprises. Andre was playing the tricky grass masterfully. He returned serve like a ball machine, which is one of his strengths, and his serves had zip and depth. His ground strokes were electrifying. They had angle, pace and landed deep in Rostagno’s court. Agassi was just too good for the Californian. In about two hours, Agassi, pronounced A-gas-si by many of the English fans, advanced to the round of sixteen with a straight set victory over Rostagno, which tallied 6-3, 7-6, 7-5. Andre might have been a little a-gas-si, but it wasn't apparent from his calm demeanor. The grass was kind to him the entire fortnight, and he eventually defeated Ivanisevic in the championship. And to think, a baseliner is not supposed to win this tournament.

The next third-round match between Steffi Graf and Mariaan de Swardt had the potential of a one-sided affair, considering Swardt's ranking. My enthusiasm had waned in preference of abating a big thirst the bright sun had induced, and I instinctively thought about the Long Bar. I asked the Oriental gentleman next to me to hold my place and off I went to the Long Bar, where I queued for two pints, one to drink there and one to bring back. I had been away 22 minute when I reclaimed my seat and thanked the man for his kindness. I didn't offer him the pint...not even a sip. If I'd been friendlier, I might've asked him if I could fetch him one.

The score was 3-3. Swardt was a big woman with a big serve to match. It caused Graf considerable grief. Graf's strokes were erratic and some of her big forehands sailed well beyond the white lines. When you hit as hard as Graf, the stroke has to be nearly perfect, and the topspin has to be working. Swardt's game plan was to attack Graf's backhand, which is her weaker side, and this strategy, in combination with her big serves, won her the first set 7-5.

Graf regained her composure and championship form in the second set and won it 6-0. Now, we're grooving, I thought. She looked more like the real Steffi Graf, whom I'd met face to face at Frost's Delicatessen in Wimbledon Village in '91.

Graf lost her touch again in the third set and was error prone. The South African matched her stroke for stroke. At 5-5, I felt history might happen twice this day, but the great players nearly always find within them the stuff champion's are made of. Steffi rose to the challenge and won the next two games and the match. They battled for nearly two hours and I thought the match might have been decided by fitness, after all, Swardt looked a trifle heavy. At any rate, the match was a magnificent duel in the afternoon sun and my first day at the '92 tournament was history. Had it been worth a cold, hard night's sleep on Somerset Road and $35? Does the sun shine in Florida?

Here's the rest of the great tennis I enjoyed

Monday, June 29, 1992, No. 2 Court, £18 ($32) *winner:

1. John McEnroe* vs Andrei Olhovskiy, Russian giant slayer (7-5, 6-3, 7-6)

2. Jennifer Capriati* vs Naoko Sawamatsu, Japan (6-3, 4-6, 6-4)

3. Andre Agassi* vs Christian Saceanu, Germany (7-6, 6-1, 7-6)

No 2 Court is a small, cozy court that is very personable. You feel a little like a player. I occupied a seat on the first row, which allowed me to take some great pictures. Smile John. McEnroe was highly obnoxious on one occasion. He raised his voice at a small ball girl who had annoyed him with her inept ball handling. She was a bit impatient at one point and John shouted gruffly at her, "Relax! Relax! It's not tea time." Of all the rotten antics McEnroe has pulled, this one has got to be his most despicable.

Pick on someone your size you big bully, I shouted, "Come on John, play the game." I think John heard me, because he glanced my way frowning. John was only five yards away.

Tuesday, June 30, 1992…Ground Pass £6 ($10)…Admits holder to 14 courts...Saves wampum for several trips to the Long bar
On the last Tuesday, Wimbledon serves the ladies quarterfinals. These matches are scheduled on Centre and No. 1 Court. I had seen the ladies scheduled to play many times, and because the tickets cost $50, I decided to cheap out for a relaxing day in the grounds. I would attempt again to beg entrance into Centre Court.
I succeeded. A few tears always work. A friendly army sergeant invited a young man and me into Centre Court after watching our failure begging for tickets.

The kind act occurred near the end of the Seles/Tauziat match, about the time Tauziat complained about Seles's grunting.


Walker Joe's 1997 Wimbledon Safari

This year Marjorie Lee purchased a Dome tent just big enough to sleep me…at least we thought it was...and two blowup tanning floats. I had asked for blowup dolls. Hot 'diggity' dog! I was going to be sleeping on air. Why did I take two floats? Wrong! The second one wasn't a hospitality mat. It was a backup in case one leaked. Of course, she purchased a bedroll and a set of earplugs. But dreadfully, in retrospect, she forgot to pack my overcoat, long johns and fur-lined underwear. Fortunately, she packed flannel pajamas. This June was the coldest in the last 104 years.

Five years had expired since a grayer, balder and heavier Walker Joe graced the hollowed grounds of Wimbledon. Yes, five more years of spite for a few who had wished me gone years ago. Laugh will you. There's Social Security and two private pension payers namely, United Technologies, General Electric, and a few other non-contributing individuals.

My spirit had become tormented with desire, although my wallet is less clutered with the quintessential of life, wampum, and the decision had to be weighed carefully…inflation you know. Private companies' pensions do not increase; therefore, since retirement, my only increase in income had been social security. They give it to you with one hand and take it away with the other; the raise goes to pay the increased Medicare costs. I threw frugality to the wind.

Often, over the last five years, I'd read and updated my Wimbledon memoirs, the 50,000-word essay, which I have painstakingly chronicled for posterity, but more hopefully prosperity. My intentions had been to satisfy the craving stirring inside me. Although the resulting stimulus only served to heighten my longing for my spot at the end of a rainbow, the Somerset Road queue. The place I once queued to obtain regularly priced Centre Court and No. 1 Court tickets to watch inspired tennis played on a grassy lawn.

The bird, a Jumbo 747 named "Tinker Belle," left Orlando International thirty minutes late. No one seemed to care. It was packed with happy vacationers and the flight attendants would work their sweet little buns off pleasing the packed flight. Like the 1990 crew, they were attractive and friendly. Three cheers for Virgin Atlantic.

I sat in a window seat well ahead of the wings. A couple several years my senior, who lived in Winter Park, Florida, sat in the two seats next to me. He was a golfer. I thought so the moment I spotted him. The abundance of lard gave him away. She had played tennis before a back operation ended her love affair with the game.

Mr. Bill Loh was originally from Macon, Georgia, and Docia was a Georgia Peach born in Blairsville, Georgia. Bill was a graduate of the University of Georgia. I told Bill my dad, brother had graduated from Georgia, and that I'd graduated from Georgia Tech. The rivalry between the colleges had caused uncomfortable relationship at home, but Bill and I were too grown up to let school rivalry interfere. He was a retired air force officer, having piloted transports. They headed for England to visit a son with a newborn son.

Since none of us could sleep, we talked, drank beer and frequented the toilet. We chased the sun for eight hours and finally caught it over Ireland. I looked down nodding respectfully to my distant Grandfather, George Walker, who came over to America from Ireland in 1750. Then I prayed for his soul.

I get my first name from him. Incidentally, he married Mary Duhart and they birthed twelve children: what a libido. There has got to be some Walkers out there somewhere, but only one famous name, Robert 'Bobby' Jones. Maybe I should have picked up golf instead of tennis. After all, it seems to be the more politically correct game to play. It's definitely more expensive.

The trip was pleasant although I was a trifle upset discovering Virgin no longer passed out decals, i.e., do not disturb, wake me for duty free, wake me for meals, and wake me for sex. Apparently, decals have become an obsolete method of communication. The world seems to keep on passing me by. Obviously, Virgin has never passed out such decals. I made a similar jest in my 1990 episode, and I thought it was high time I sanctified Virgin's image.

I'd purchased £120 at my bank in Sebring, Florida, near to where I now live. This smart move denied those expensive hole-in-the-wall exchange banks at Gatwick that rape you. I went straight to the Gatwick Express. After removing my sterling stash from my Reboks, I purchased a £10.5 ($18) ticket for Victoria Station. (Update: I would learn later that I could go directly to Wimbledon Village and save the fair from Town.)

On board, I met three young men who were on a two-month backpacking adventure in Europe. They had spoken to me first, having noticed the Georgia Tech sweater I wore. They were recent Georgia Tech graduates. We had a short discussion about Tech, and I was reminded of the midnight oil I’d burned to keep up with Tech's high standards.

Time! On these trips to Wimbledon, I always have several wonderful happenstance experiences that relate to the past. It seems uncanny to me, but maybe it just goes to prove what a small world we live in.

By ten-thirty, I arrived at Wimbledon Park Station and walked the short distance to Mrs. Jane Scoon's home. She had weathered the five years better than I had I noticed slyly. Perhaps the fifteen years age difference was in her favor. She took little time away from my day finding a B&B victim to take me in. The fare was £28 ($48). It was located in Wimbledon Village within walking distance of the 'Big W' and only four squares from the business section. It was ideal.

This day, Thursday, it rained constantly. The huge rain covers were never removed at Wimbledon. Fortunate for some of the fans, who paid for tickets, the rain check policy has been liberalized. Read on.

At the Long Bar several days later, I cornered a young person and had a rather lengthy, friendly and interesting conversation with him. He said this about the rain-check policy of yore. "On days that no play occurs, the 'genuine tennis fans' leave the gates mumbling adjectives that sounded like: rained-off and ripped-off." Well, it is a huge disappointment, but fans keep coming back like a song.

I met him on the second middle-Sunday ever. This was not supposed to happen again, but I was ecstatic over it. It was a wonderful break for me, which you'll learn about. Think about it. Only two middle Sundays have happened in 111 tournaments and I was there both times. Is that uncanny?

At one point I drawled, "Why is the Long Bar so dead? In the past, an available table at this time was impossible. Actually, you'd be lucky to find an empty chair."

Without hesitation, he said, "These Sunday fans have come to watch tennis. They are sitting on courts relishing an opportunity to watch Wimbledon tennis at a bargain price. On regular days, fans are less avid and mostly come for the international atmosphere, feasting, drinking and socializing. Take a look at the Champagne and Pimms Kiosk."

I stretched my neck and had a look. "Only one customer," I said surprised.

"Right. The 'genuine fans' can't afford champagne and Pimms." I smiled sardonically and continued, "And amazingly they have already sold-out of strawberries and cream. (It was only about three dollars and affordable.) This is the first time in many years this has happened."

Another advantage afforded by rain delays, starting times are three hours earlier than usual. This results in more matches being scheduled. So, you always get more tennis for your money.

Time! On middle-Sunday, I queued three miles away. After the ticket gate opened at 10:30am, I reached the gate at noon and purchased a No. 1 Court ticket that cost a mere £15 ($26). I wanted to see Martina Hingis play. Any court was available. The Grounds, which now hold 32,000 spectators, was full by early afternoon. This has to be a testimonial to the popularity of this great event. Sunday play had been announced the day before. (Up 4,000 from last year probably due to No. 1 Court seating 11,000)

I arrived at my B&B around noon and Mrs. Noni Holland, my host, made me a lovely cup of coffee. She was a linguist who taught French and Russian in their home, and Roger was a media consultant. I would learn they were very hospitable, genteel and erudite.

Afterward, I went to my room on the third level, undressed and jumped into the single bed. This old house still has steam radiators. Finding warmth within the radiator, I became ambivalent. I felt as though I had receded to Victorian times. And perhaps the month was January, not June. My internal time clock said it was 7am and time to rise. Sleep came slowly, but my eyes were closed for five hours.

I woke at 5pm, dressed and walked to the business district to find an affordable hot meal. Balderdash! The price for food is high as a cat's back by our standards. Anything smacking of gourmet will cost you $20. Should the linens be made of silk and the cutlery silver, prepare to spend $30. I didn't succeed and ended up having a sandwich and French-fries at Volleys, a friendly, modern pub in Wimbledon Village, which required two pints of Stella Artois to wash it down. Price about $17. Afterwards, I went back to Mrs. Holland's and read Shakespeare, and on Friday, I read Milton until the rain stopped.

Time! I found an old fashioned pub, "The Grid Inn," near Southfields Station that served excellent hot meals for about $8. I ate three meals there: great chow, especially the Barbecued Half-Chicken. And it was the only pub I found that offered a small no-smoking section.

I bumped into a couple my age from Victoria, British Columbia. They were attending a dance contest in Fairbourne, and they popped up to Wimbledon for the tennis. Strangely, he played the trumpet, and said he'd been a line umpire at the Australian Open in 1988. This man, like me, was fond of dancing, playing tennis and the trumpet: what an uncanny coincidence. Maybe he's a chip off the old Walker block.


Headed for the Friday night queue

As I bravely plunged down Marryat Road, nostalgia boiled in my veins while dread of the challenge waiting at the foot of the hill raced around the periphery of my brain. After all, I was 67 now, and five years had expired since my last pilgrimage to this tennis Mecca. The steep descent led from Wimbledon Village to my spot at the end of a rainbow, Somerset Road, where I had previously queued 19 times for tickets. The travel bag on wheels was an improvement over the hand carried bag of yore. For once, I didn't feel like a beast of burden.

I'd stopped at Volleys and sipped several half-pints of Stella Artois while waiting for the constant drizzle to slacken. When half-pints costs £1 20p ($2.30), a Social Security recipient sips slowly and savors each swallow like it was an exquisite vintage le vin. Considering the time was 6:15pm, a look at the dark clouds above suggested that this day, like Thursday, had been a lost cause. There was talk of a second middle Sunday, which has been dubbed "People's Day" by a London tabloid. I was filled with hope.

My big numbered watch showed 6:30pm when I reached the gate where I'd queued my first time at the 'Big W'. That night the temperature had dropped to 50-degrees Fahrenheit. Somewhat mild considering the temperature was already a few degrees lower and dropping. The Georgia Tech sweater and two polo shirts underneath protected my upper torso from the damp cold, but parts of me wished I wore flannel pajamas underneath my cotton pants. Approaching a pretty Steward with long black hair and pretty blue eyes, I asked facetiously, "Where is the queue hiding, luv?" She wasn't amused I could tell.

"Queuing on Somerset Road is no longer permitted," she said seriously. "Two queues form on Church Road now. One runs south and the other runs north." Finally, she smiled stingily.

My heart ached. My eyes turned misty. I learned later this was due to the addition of the new ticket turnstile inside gate 3 and a magnificent new No. 1 Court, an oval that seats 11,000 spectators with grass in the center. And there are many refreshment centers around the exterior periphery.

My dread became amplified twofold. I had queued once on Church Road in 1991, the first middle Sunday ever, and it had been a mistake in spades. The fans are loud, unruly and nocturnal. The traffic sounds like the Daytona 500. Sleep is impossible. Actually, I'd sworn never to do it again, but I had no choice.

Deeply depressed, I turned around and made my way to the Church Road queue a quarter of a mile away fearing what lay ahead. As I walked, I fought a sane notion urging me to stop a 'hack' and leave the queue, but stubborn pride would not allow it. I had to do it one more time.

I reached the end of the queue, and although not certain, I thought I was positioned for any court that pleased me. The All England Club had held back 2,000 Centre Court tickets. Since the first middle Sunday in 1991, the middle Saturday is treated as a special day devoted to "the genuine tennis fans." All ticket prices are reduced and more abundant. I've said this. I was on Centre Court the middle Saturday in 1992.

I had just started setting up the Dome tent when a gentleman twelve years my junior arrived. I stopped, walked over and introduced myself. His name was Dave. He said this was his twenty-fifth time queuing for tickets, which made me feel like an amateur. Dave was the second such avid fan I'd met on the queue. John, whom I met in 1991, had queued since 1965; neither had played the game. Folks, Londoners have a fondness for this tennis fortnight, which parallels their passion for tea, pubs, pets and Royalty, but not necessarily in that order. Strange attraction since most of them have never played the game.

I digress here to let you know that I have learned about a man who has queued 17 times out of the last 20 years. Incredible! His name is Richard Hess. He's from California, and he queues the entire fortnight. Amazing! He surprised me with a letter, which said a steward had sent him a disk containing my story. Now, we are communicating and planning things. His feat makes me feel like a shrinking violet, but he's only 57.

After struggling with the tent, I finally had it upright. Now, I had a strong feeling I might be in the middle of the lake in a leaky boat although the box said it was six feet in diameter; I lie over six feet when I extend my big toes. Next, I unrolled my bedroll and discovered six inches overflowed the tent. Yes, I had a big problem keeping my big feet dry.

The rain had subsided now. Only a heavy mist persisted, I noticed struggling to exit the tent. I had to kneel on all fours, crawl clear of the entranceway, then rise to my feet. This is not an easy undertaking when every bone in your skeleton aches intensely. The cold and damp weather had penetrated to my bones.

I wanted to take a short cruise up and down the queue to see if I recognized someone from the past, and I wanted to visit the WC. Incidentally, the All England Club has provided a luxurious facility with hot and cold running water for queuing fans. This is just one of many wonderful changes built since my last trip in '92. And there's more coming. But destroying my spot at the end of a rainbow was cruel.

I didn't meet anyone from the past, but I ran into a small group of young fans from Belgium, who played at a tennis club. I showed them the article the Tampa Tribune published and this established an instant rapport. I asked if they would take a group photo with me and they agreed. Fortunately, they spoke excellent English, and apparently, they read it as well. Finding foreigners who speak and read English makes me feel inferior, since I have difficulty speaking correct English.

Traveling the other direction, I bumped into a large group of fans from Yorkshire England who also played at a club, but no one I knew. Also, a family of four from Scotland was part of their entourage. I offered my newspaper article and several read it. After some friendly chitchat, they invited me to join them for dinner, consisting of hamburgers, hot dogs and beer. I accepted gratefully. After dinner, we gathered for a group photo, which turned out super. As I have said, fans are friendly and tied together by two common threads…acquiring an excellent seat and making it through the night.

About eleven o’clock, I entered my tent on all fours. The heavy mist had turned to light drizzle. I found my poncho in the travel bag and placed it over my travel bag. I inflated the tanning float, using the plastic hand pump and arranged it under my bedroll. This wasn't a simple task, but I'll spare you the details. From a sitting position, I spread my six-foot frame inside the sleeping roll while occasionally bumping into the tent, which wept slightly. Now, I discovered my feet were outside the tent's entrance. So, I set up and rearranged the poncho to cover my feet as well as the travel bag.

Finally, I lay flat on my back and closed my eyes. I felt like a clam at high tide…make that a sardine packed in water. The fans that queue on Church Road lived up to their reputation and the traffic was frantic. In spite of the clamor, I almost slipped into dreamland at 3am, about the time Dave started snoring. Did I say that the earplugs offered only slight noise abatement? Well, it's a fact. I might have just as well stuck them in my...nose.

At 6:30am, I decided, since I had had no sleep and little sleep the previous night, that a day in Centre Court would not be very entertaining. My weary state convinced me to chuck-it-in. I struggled out of the tent fighting cramps in my legs. Thank God, the rain had stopped. I took down the tent, rolled the poncho inside, found a trash receptacle, and discarded the tent. Then, I found another nocturnal mortal awake and gave him the tanning floats, which had worked to perfection.

After dropping by the new improved WC accommodation, I left for Mrs. Holland's deeply disappointed. I cannot remember a time when I was so miserable. My first night in '89 didn't even come close. Yes, I gave it my best stroke, but I was not hardy enough to do the party. My body had not adjusted to the five-hour time difference and the very cool-damp temperature. This saga has always been a conflict between my love for tennis, my aging body and pride. But Noni saved the day with a lovely breakfast and pot of coffee. I walked to her home.


Better late than never…My rainbow's gone forever

At 3:20pm, Saturday the 28th of June, I arrived a second time at Wimbledon's Gate 3. It's the new non-ticket holder's entrance. I was breathless after the mile hike from my B&B. I'd slept five hours and felt almost human again. Looking up at the 20 ticket turnstiles that have greatly increased the rapidity with which The All England Club sweetens the bottom line, I became acutely aware that the only ticket available was a £5 ($8.50) Ground Pass. And I felt like cussing out loud, considering I'd queued the night before and had been positioned to buy a ticket for the court of choice. But of course, the queue moves more quickly now.

Fortunately, for the hardy fans who'd braved Friday's disagreeable elements and paid the £25 ($43) for Centre Court and £20 ($34) for No. 1 Court tickets, the weather was behaving itself, although there would be several rain delays. I was swept back to the horrible experience the night before, which, I'm sad to say ended my brilliant queuing career at Wimbledon. My rainbow, Somerset Road, has been permanently dispersed.


Cry not for me.

I shrugged off remembrances of the 'bloody' awful night before and entered a turnstile. I passed the lady a fiver and headed for the Long Bar to enjoy a cup of café, which cost a mere 95P ($1.75). A pint would have cost £2 30p ($4.00). I would do very little beer guzzling and a traditional pub-crawl was out of the question. You believe that? Then you believed I spent time reading Shakespeare and Milton. After mixing in sugar and milk, I moved to a table near the boulevard dubbed Main Street by me. The young gentleman I joined drank something cool and watched multitudes of humanity in pursuit of their favorite players.

I spoke first. He was aware immediately that I was from the States. He asked where from, and I told him Florida. Then I told him I had been over four years starting in 1989 and that I'd queued for tickets then, as well as the night before, but I'd abandoned the queue. We swapped several pleasantries, and finally, I told him what a big heart the staff has and that I had begged my way into Centre Court twice. To this, he replied that isn't so unusual. He then spoke some of the most precious words I had ever heard. "I'm the Steward on No 1 Court. Come after 4pm and I'll let you in." I did and he kept his promise.

Actually, I was kind to me twice. You have to have faith. The Steward put me into a seat reserved for the staff. Think about it! In a thirteen-plus acre paradise packed with over 32,000 people, I was lucky enough to sit at a table with a Steward who had a heart the size of a watermelon. I will never forget him. Talk about luck. In 1999, I lost my No. 1 Court ticket. The manager of Wimbledon Park found it and turned it in. I retrieved it at Lost Tickets. Incredible! Here's the order of play for No. 1 Court; the fantastic stuff I got to watch:

1. Miss V. Williams (USA) v Miss M. Grzybowska (POL)/This match had finished.

2. G. Rusedski (GBR) v J. Stark (USA)/I was seated for the third set.

3. Miss A. Frazier (USA) v Mrs. B. Schutz-McCarthy (NED)/This match was postponed.

4. P. Sampras (USA) v H. Dreekmann (GER)/I watched the entire match.

The first match, a first round match, was finished before I was seated. Miss Grzybowska won it in what the press called a surprise. But they expressed confidence that Miss Venus Williams would soon be a force to be reckoned, when she became more focused. Set scores: 4/6, 6/2, 6/4. I found out recently that phenoms Miss Venus Williams and Miss Jennifer Capriati, who didn't stay focused, were personally developed by "five-time" coach of the year Rick Macci. And I know not why I bring it up unless I hope Miss Williams stays focused.

The Greg Rusedski showcase match was a second round match and he played inspired tennis to beat our man Jonathan Stark in five, hard-fought, close sets. Greg had lost the first two sets. The fifth set score was 11-9, during which the Brits cheered out of control for every advantageous play their man executed. The Union Jack waved everywhere. Stark had to be intimidated. I was. My applause for Stark was shy. A tennis match is not worth dying for. The 11-9 set brings to mind the marathon thriller between Henman v Haarhuis that went to a fifth set and was won by Tim Henman 14-12. The applause for their prince charming could be heard in Piccadilly Circus.

Ninety-seven was a supreme year for the 'Brits' comparably speaking. Both Greg Rusedski and Tim Henman reached the quarters. And Henman reached the quarters last year. The last Englishman to do so did it twenty-three years earlier. I was pleased they had something to cheer about. Their spirited support for their own is commendable.

The third ladies' match was postponed to the sheer delight of almost everyone including me. The All England Club, for reasons not explicit, offered Sampras and Dreekmann on a silver platter. Perhaps it was due to the lateness. There had been several rain delays.

I sat on the edge of my seat when 'Pistol Pete' and Dreekmann entered. After the usual five-minute warmup, three explosive sets followed. Pete provided most of the TNT, but the German wasn't too shabby. Scores: 7/6 (7-2), 7/5, 7/5. It seemed apparent to me that Pete was the man to beat, and it proved true. I had watched Pioline, the Frenchman Pete annihilated in the final, play a New Zealander named Brett Steven on Court 18, a new court, proving a Ground Pass is a ticket to excitement, especially during the early rounds.

Time! May I be permitted to stargaze? If fate's fickle finger had not placed Peter Korda into the draw against Sampras, the probability of him reaching the finals would have been higher. A final between Korda and Sampras would have, in my opinion, produced more exciting final: equivalent to their exciting five-setter. And one might say that all the other sixty-two players, who found themselves in Pete Sampras' half of the draw, were dealt an unlucky card. Certainly, The All England Club would have benefited from another epic final. Thus, we have a fine example of what the players call "the luck of the draw."

Leaving, after the Sampras match, I thanked the Man above. He was being kind and generous to me a fifth time. I'm certain that no one has had as much good fortune as I have during my five trips to the 'Big W'. I'm glad I went this time, although I lacked the stamina to queue. You can bet the ranch on it. I saw mucho exciting tennis in the days that followed. Will I go again? Hopefully, but only if I can attend in the style of a gentleman.

In the interest of curtailing any sympathy on my behalf, I'll list some of the other interesting matches I witnessed: Pete Sampras v Petr Korda, the first two sets; Mary Pierce v Ruano Pascual; Richard Krajicek v David Riki; the Woodies v Knippschild & Tarrango (He's the hothead who called the umpire corrupt and was fined £18,000 (his winnings), Hingis & Vicario v McCarthy & Rubin, and Miss Martina Hingis play singles and mixed doubles. Hingis is deceptively brilliant. (Hingis is named for Navratilova. I‘ve got a hunch she might live up to the naming.) She makes every stroke look so easy. And she's flexible and she thinks. She's...only sixteen? And strolling around the out-courts, I saw some familiar faces from the past playing in the over-the-hill draws. Incidentally, installing a large mirror on court for Mary Pierce was a generous gesture.

The only way to describe Pete Sampras is incredible, unbelievable, smashing...awesome. The man is peerless and nearly invincible now.

I would, however, appreciate a short pity party on my behalf. The remorse of having spread $800 in the United Kingdom struck me the moment 'Tinker Belle' lifted her wheels off English soil. London, like Paris and all the other great cities of Europe, is becoming prohibitively expensive for the hoi polloi like me. But, if you plan from an informed position you'll get more for your dollars, like The Grid Inn, where I found delicious food relatively cheap.

Really, is $1,570 too much to spend for one week at Wimbledon and one expensive pub-crawl? Remember, I had paid Virgin $770 for two magic carpet flights. Not when you consider the improved facilities for those that queue. And hot water abounds.

Aren't you glad you asked?

What happens the other fifty weeks at Wimbledon? Wimbledon never sleeps, although the grass does. What, after all that abuse, it needs and deserves rest. As soon as the finals are history, planning starts for next year's gala. Perhaps that's why it's such a regal act.

Between March and November there is always some competition going on involving professionals, park players, school children and those who would resemble me. Each year over 600 Members, including Honorary, Temporary, and Juniors take part in thirty Club matches, which includes such match diversity as The Lords and Commons LTA and the British Lawn Tennis Writers' Association. And Davis Cup is played at Wimbledon, usually on No 1 Court. No matches are conducted on the sacred one, Centre Court. Once a year, shortly after the finals, the Chairman invites friends to play and socialize, who, like himself, have worked diligently to make the Championships unforgettable. (Singles Champions are made Honorary Members, and they enjoy the same privileges as Members.)

AELTC is most generous with its facilities, hosting many tournaments: British Hard Court Championships Tournament, The London Parks & Clubs LTA Tournaments, and the services stage their Championships on the grass courts, the National Veterans Championships are held in the Aorangi Park section with its fourteen grass courts, and it goes on and on. Besides the aforementioned, hardly a dry day goes by that some courts are occupied with friendly games. Did I write friendly? You might see Virginia Wade, the 1977 champion, or Christine Janes, who reached the '69 final, using a wooden framed racket, and Kitty Godfree, the 1924 and 1926 Champion, who played on her 90th birthday. It is truly a tennis center. Mrs. Godfree, you will learn, is the only player to beat Helen Wills Moody at Wimbledon. Fred Perry is Britons’ tennis hero and Kitty Godfree was their heroine. She was made a Club Vice-President in 1986.

And of course, the Wimbledon Museum and the Wimbledon Shops are accessible. At the Museum, you can view a nearly real-life portrait of Chris Evert, who is truly one of the all time greats. Between 1972 and 1989, the year she retired, Chrissie won Wimbledon three times and was runner-up six times. Unfortunately, Chrissie's career paralleled Miss Navratilova's, who denied her in five finals. What a great rivalry it became.

Why was it so great? Besides the fact that they were magnificent players of their own style of play, spectators saw the two basic styles of playing the game, which spawns more stroke variety...Chrissie traversing the baseline and Martina stalks the net. Chrissie won the U.S. title six times, the French Championships seven times, more than any other woman, and the Australian twice. During a six year run, she won 125 consecutive matches on clay. In all, she played 1450 professional matches losing only 146. And every new player wanted to develop a two-fisted backhand. Bravo, Chrissie!

Note! Jimmy Conners, who played in the same time span as Chrissie, also had a great deal of influence on players developing the two-fisted backhand. Did you know they considered becoming husband and wife once? Man, those two would produce a few future Wimbledon Champions.

Do they really play croquet? Yes, the Royal, ancient and lethargic game of croquet is played within the grounds. Each year a tournament is staged to decide the Club Champion. Professor Bernard Neal, I'm happy to report, has won the Club title twenty-four times in the last twenty-six years (up to 1989). This fact might suggest that Members are not as bent and keen on croquet as they are on lawn tennis and the tournament lacks talent, or Professor Neal is just 'bloody' sensational. The latter beams true. The kindly professor has also won the National Championship. You might say, "He brandishes a tricky mallet...or is it a sticky wicket."

Also, an avid bridge circle thrives in spite of the venom that sometimes drips from the players' fangs. This knowledge comes more as an expected than an unexpected. I, having played the game, realize there's not another game involving mental ability, albeit of an inert or physical nature, that is more competitive. I've seen married couples threaten divorce and opponents nearly come to blows, as in fisticuffs. It might be likened to umpiring a John McEnroe match. For these reasons, I no longer play bridge. However, for an invitation to the Clubhouse, I will start again. Get this! McEnroe and Walker Joe (anyone) would be the best doubles team in the world.

I will bet that a game of chess can be found without looking very long. I'm ready, if there are any takers amongst the Membership. We'll play in the Pimm's and Champaign Garden.

Does 'Love' mean 'Nothing' in tennis? Yes, but only in tennis. There are several theories about the origin of the word love as a tennis term, meaning nothing or zero. To play for love means to play for nothing. That's what most of us hackers do, but we add a dash of vengeance and a pinch of spite. Another theory is that the word 'Love' comes from the French word l'oeuf (egg), which was used in scoring Royal Tennis, a game the British acquired from the French. It’s the forerunner of today's tennis. How often have you had the pleasure of staring daggers across the net and shouting sarcastically at the villain on the other side, who has been running you all over the court like a pet monkey, "There goes your goose l'oeuf?"

Who's the timekeeper at Wimbledon? If you said ROLEX you are correct. They have this to say: "355,000 spectators, 800 matches, 7,651 new balls. One timekeeper."

"The very first Wimbledon tournament of 1877 was rather different in size and spectacle from the event we know today.

The final of the men's singles (the only event) attracted just 200 spectators, who each paid a shilling (5p) to watch the proceedings. The total gate from the entire Championship was £10.

Nowadays, around 355,000 people pour into the grounds to watch the 448 matches in the five main Championship events plus 357 other contests spread over the 18 courts.

The All England Club employs upwards of 7,000 people for ancillary duties during the fortnight, to supplement the 64 permanent staff.

All the players have to be looked after. TV cameras and commentators must be installed. And more tasks that are mundane need to be accomplished.

There are people to deal with catering, programmes, transport, and of course, the ever-growing demand for tickets.

The end product…the public face of Wimbledon…is the presentation of the best players, in the best possible conditions, producing the finest tennis." Believe it. I admit I had to look up the word ancillary. Webster says it means subordinate.

o Can you rent cushions at Wimbledon. No, you hire cushions. However, its talent is quite singular. It makes the hard seats more user friendly.

o What is the '97 Rain check policy. Quote: "When play is affected by rain, the holders of certain categories of tickets for seats on Centre, No.1 and No. 2 Courts may be entitled to compensation. These categories are:

tickets bought through the public ballot in advance.

tickets bought on the day at the gate.

tickets sold to County Lawn Tennis Associations, LTA Registered Members and to schools through the British Schools LTA.

If there is no play at all, holders of these tickets may have:

a full refund of the ticket price and

priority for a similar ticket for The Championships on the corresponding day next year at the full price for that year.

If there is no play before 6.00pm, holders of these tickets may have a refund of half the ticket price, but not priority for the following year.

It is regretted that no compensation is available to any other ticket holder."

Translated: Don't get caught wet with any ticket other than a Centre, No. 1 and no. 2 Court. And woe-be-unto-you if you should get caught with a tout/scalper acquired ticket. The rain check policy is only applicable to the original ticket owner's. Wimbledon's computers are beating the touts to a pulp. Bravo! You now see warning signs, "Tout acquired tickets will not gain you entrance," or something of the sort. And the conditions have changed to invalidate tickets not held by the original owners.

A few years ago you got no money back just priority to buy a similar ticket for The Championships on the corresponding day next year at the full price for that year. This is an example of the continuing evolution of this great tournament. It just keeps on getting better and better. Incidentally, the rain check policy reads, as if it was written by the Queen's legal staff doesn't it?

o Who was Fred Perry? No, he's not kin to Old Fred. God? Well, almost, at least the English feel about him that way. He was the second child of cotton spinner Sam and Hannah Perry. The year was 1909. My father graduated this year from The University of Georgia with a law degree.

Frederic John Perry would learn to play tennis and become a legend while he still breathed and an English household word. Between 1933 and 1936 he would win three Wimbledon singles titles, and the American Championships three times, and the Australian and French Championships once. During his short tenure as an amateur player, he led Britain to four successive Davis Cup victories, in which he won over such notable Wimbledon Champions as Henri Cochet, Ellsworth Vines, Sidney Wood and Jack Crawford. Perry holds the distinction of being the last Englishman to win a grand slam event. Yes, the well went dry sixty-one years ago. Come on England get your act together.

He turned professional in 1936 and was barred from official competition until the open era in 1968, which found him out of his prime. We'll never know just how great a player he might have been. I think they should give him the title of Sir Frederic John Perry if they haven't already done so.

Has Wimbledon always been at its present Church Road Address? No! No! No! Wimbledon's original site was a four-acre plot near the railroad tracks on Worple Road. I stray. Should I have lived in the nineteenth century, would I have queued to get tickets? No. The game's popularity developed slowly. In the beginning, it was more social than physical, since both genders participated. Well, after the match, some lighter physical activity probably transpired. I hope.

Over the time span of 1903 to 1919, spectators’ interest was cultivated with the arrival of several flashy players, namely Miss May Sutton from the USA, Norman Brooks from Australia, Anthony Wilding from New Zealand, and England's own Dorothea Lambert Chambers, who won the title seven times. Just think, Miss Sutton had to travel by steamer to get to the grass courts of Wimbledon: a fortnight going, a fortnight there and a fortnight returning home. Now, if you lose in the first round, you can be home the next day. And the game was comparably as slow: technological innovation and all that jazz. We need to have more respect for the engineers of the world who make our lives better in every way.

With spectators coming back, Centre Court seating capacity was increased to 7,000 seats, and the first year after the war, in 1919, the demand for tickets were so great a ballot was held.

In 1921, Mlle Suzanne Lenglen, from the south of France, burst upon the scene. She would dethrone Mrs. Lambert Chambers with a sensational display of stroking consistency. She won the final set, of an obviously tough match, 9-7, and the popularity of women's tennis was catapulted to astronomical heights. With mesmerizing gracefulness, Suzanne Lenglen swept through the competition, and her popularity escalated exponentially with each acrobatic stroke she performed to such an extent that the police had difficulty controlling the crowds. "If I had not seen her play, I would never know how beautiful tennis can be," said Ted Tinling. And 'The Lenglen Trail', i.e., Queue, started reaching from Wimbledon Station to Worple Road.

A year later American 'Big Bill’ Tilden arrived with his thundering serve, and the public's fascination for the sport was further inflamed. The All England Club's founding Fathers were quick to grasps the purport of what their eyes revealed, and they started looking for a larger site for The Lawn Tennis Championships. Their search found approximately 13.5 acres of farming land along Church Road and the rest is history.

Time! Might I be allowed to preach for a moment? I hope that the World's tournaments never lose sight of the fact that, without outstanding tennis talent, their courts and even Centre Court, would become nothing more than big empty shells. Tournaments need to treat every player, regardless of their ranking, equally. You just never know when a given player might become motivated to work harder and became an overnight sensation. Martina Navratilova did it and so did Agassi. Equal treatment for all might stimulate a stronger desire. Incidentally, many of the stars start faltering after winning their first five million. With all that security in the bank, the motivation to go out and sweat four hours each day diminishes. Or they marry the likes of a Brooke Shields and find better ways to spend their days and nights. And soon they become ashamed to play.

Remember, it takes 128 superbly conditioned young men and women to make a tournament great and a two-week affair. And, like Wimbledon, who spends profits on the fortunes of British tennis, other tournaments must be willing to channel funds to promote their country's tennis fortunes, while feathering their own nests. Of course, we need to encourage the kids in every way possible, but it's never too late. Remember that I started playing after turning 49. Few people in the world enjoy the game any more than I do. Believe it!

And finally it seems that "The Queue" I came to love started in 1921; the lottery in 1919; and the scheme for financing improvements, by issuing debentures, was first instituted in 1913. God, Wimbledon is steeped with tradition. And it's not for sale.

When was the new Centre Court built? Designed by Captain Peach to disallow court shadows prior to late afternoon, work began in September 1921. I have read that the stadium, which covers about an acre, contains 1,700 tons of sand, 600 tons of cement and 3,000 tons of shingles. Every grain of sand has become sacred. It opened on June 26, 1922. Originally, it seated around 10,000, with standing room for 2,000. Seats were added through the years, and eventually, after completion of the new expansion program in progress, which will add 700 seats, it will seat about 14,000.

What woman held the record for the most titles at Wimbledon before Billie Jean King won her 20th? Elizabeth Ryan won 19 titles, 12 doubles, 6 with Suzanne Lenglen, and 7 mixed doubles, but no singles titles. Miss Ryan died in 1979, her record intact, the evening before Billie Jean's 20th victory came with Betty Stove.

Miss Ryan's Wimbledon record might suggest that she was a doubles specialist. Her best showing in a Wimbledon Singles Championship was runner up twice. Suzanne Lenglen, who commentator and historian Bud Collins nods the best woman player of the 20s, stole her thunder in 1921, and Mrs. Helen Wills Moody, Bud's choice for best of the 30's, denied her in 1930. With this in mind, my plethora of surmise about her singles ability could be wrong. Maybe she was just unlucky or born ten years too soon.

Now, having tread upon this path of great individual achievements, allow me to detail Billie Jean King's. And I'll follow that with the next two winningest women at Wimbledon:

- Billie Jean King won 6 singles, 10 doubles and 4 mixed doubles titles for a total of 20.

- Martina Navratilova won 9 singles, 7 doubles and 3 mixed doubles titles for a total of 19 (Let's not count her out yet. She won the 1995 mixed doubles title)

- Suzanne Lenglen won 6 singles, 6 doubles (all with Miss Ryan) and 3 mixed doubles titles for a total of 15.

Often the ladies are overlooked when tennis superlatives are being passed out. We hear ravings about Bjorn Borg's five consecutive victories. Are we all chauvinists? How about Martina Navratilova's six consecutive victories between 1982 and 1987? And Suzanne Lenglen won five in a row between 1919 and 1923. And she combined with Elizabeth Ryan to win 5 consecutive doubles titles between 1919 and 1923.

Only a few men have performed comparably to the ladies mentioned. Willie Renshaw captured 6 consecutive single titles between 1881 and 1886, while beating Earnest, his twin brother, three times. Nobody talks about Willie's record these days except commentator, historian and hacker Bud Collins, who wrote somewhere that when Borg was playing for his sixth title, the one Gentleman John McEnroe denied him, he was asked if he knew who Willie Renshaw was. Borg stoically replied while his heart beat only once, "Yes, I know who Mr. Renshaw was." That's about as emotional as Borg gets. It's safe to guess that Borg and Collins alone knew of Willie Renshaw, but I hope the world learns via my Wimbledon Story. Borg resting heart rate is said to be little more than a bear's during hibernation.

Willie won the Singles Championship again in 1890 and the twins combined to win seven doubles titles making Willie the winningest Gentleman of all times with 14 titles. Earnest's tally is a mere eight, having won only one singles title, no thanks to his brother. Do you suppose he harbored ill feeling toward Willie? When I started playing the game at forty-nine, it took me four years before I could beat my brother Ben. And I know how bad I always felt after Ben kicked my tail.

Another great brother team, Reggie and Laurie Doherty, followed the Renshaw twins. Laurie would win five consecutive singles titles and team with Reggie to win five consecutive double titles plus three additional doubles titles making him the second winningest male player of all time with 13 titles. Laurie Doherty's remarkable accomplishment, winning five consecutive singles and doubles titles, is nonpareil. It took until 1997, 91 years later, for the Woodies to equal the Doherty's feat in doubles play. And Borg's fifth title came 74 years later.

Interestingly, in the Renshaws and Dohertys days mixed doubles was not offered. Should it have been, it is conceivable that their title tally might have been higher. Mixed doubles started in 1913. Allow me this chauvinistic viewpoint. Take away the ladies mixed doubles titles and their tallies become, King 16, Navratilova 16, Ryan 12, and Lenglen 12. Now, the men of yore compare better. But Mrs. King's and Miss Navratilova's accomplishments loom taller than the Empire State Building.

In the new millennium that followed, no such dominance would occur. I know you are thinking, "thank God," not predisposed to hearing about more records, so, I will only mention that John McEnroe, who won eight titles, three singles and five double titles, edges all players in the new century. And, although a few brothers like the Gullickson twins, Mayers and the Jensens have played together, none have enjoyed such great success. But I doubt if the Dohertys and Renshaws were half as colorful as the Jensens.

What manufacturer's balls are used at Wimbledon and when did they change from white to yellow? Slazenger has provided the balls since 1902. Yellow balls were used the first time in 1986. Slazenger was there when, in 1963, a line judge was banned from duties for falling asleep at her post. She readily admitted that she had indeed nodded off, but vociferously denied that too much gin was the cause.

When Martina, at age 33, won her ninth singles title in 1990, whose record did she break? Eleven years after Californian Helen Wills Moody held up the winner’s trophy for the first time, she held it up again for the eighth time in 1938. She was a super cool baseliner who was super-tough in the Grand Slam events. She was the first 'Ice-Maiden' and then God created Chris Evert. "Records are made to be broken, and I'm just surprised that this one has lasted so long," she told John Parsons (Daily Telegraph). Helen happened along toward the sunset years of Suzanne Lenglen.

In the 1924 Wimbledon Championships, jaundice caused Mlle. Lenglen to default before her semifinal match and Miss Helen Wills became the odds on favorite. She would be pitted against Miss Kitty McKane, latter to become Mrs. Godfree, in the finals. When Helen won the first set 6-4 and led 4-1 in the second, the predictions of her winning seemed certain, but undaunted, Miss McKane kindled the competitive fires inside her, which she was known for, winning five consecutive games for the set. More confident now, Miss McKane managed to keep the wick turned up and won the final set 6-4. This would be the one and only blemish on Miss Wills' Wimbledon record. Two years later, she'd win her first title and would dominate women's tennis for the next eleven years.

What improvement to Centre Court eliminated view restrictions in 1992? For years, the columns supporting the roof superstructure caused 3,600 seats to have restricted view. Although, an embarrassment for The All England Club, the seats were offered at a reduced price of £5 to £8. Many of us poorer fans purchased these tickets, because the columns were thin and the restriction was minimal. It left sterling for strawberries and cream or a pint. The 1992 roof improvement eliminated the problem except for about 66 seats. No. 1 Court also had this problem, but no longer. It's history. It’s been replaced by a super new No. 1 Court, which doesn't have one inferior seat.

When was the All England Club founded? 1868. ... Yes, it's here to stay.

Why is everything so expensive? I have thought briefly about the cost of things in London and have come up with this common sense theory. Petrol (gas) is sold by the liter, which is slightly larger than a quart. . You know it takes four quarts to make a gallon. Londoners pay 60p a liter. That's roughly $4 a gallon. We pay $1.30. Therefore, I'm certain the price of petrol has a great deal to do with the high cost of everything, but I'll refrain from an economic dissertation to explain it, except to say that the cost of energy has a far-reaching effect on the price of goods and services.
Americans complain about having to pay $1.30. Boy, how spoiled we have become. You have to go abroad to realize just how sweetly we have it

The new facility provided for Wimbledon's overnight fans.  - Yes, finally there's hot water .


Epilogue

Few years had passed since I last kissed the green, green grass of home and some great players were missing, but the new breed were equally exciting to watch. Life's like that.

I returned home on the fourth of July. It's an ideal time to leave England, since the 'Brits' are less friendly on Independence Day. Perhaps, they still harbor animosity over the Colonies winning their freedom. Or, they resent our wasteful behavior at the Boston Tea Party. That, throwing all that tea into Boston Harbor was an act of heresy. If what happened at Boston, had happened on the Thames River, half of London would have gone for a swim.

Upon arriving home, my aging skeleton was worn to a frazzle, and I slept nearly two solid days. But on the third day I rose from the dead and watched the Ladies' and Gentlemen's finals on the teley. I was not surprised Martina Hingis and Pete Sampras won the crowns and the ton of sterling Wimbledon awards for excellence; Sampras received £415,000 and Hingis £373,500. To get $s multiply by 1.7.

Actually, recovering from the trip took about five days. Man! I must be getting old.

Hemingway's protagonist, in 'The Old Man And The Sea', dreamed for years about catching a big game fish and finally succeeded. It was so big it pulled the old man and his small boat way out to sea. Finally, the fish tired and the old man started moving slowly toward shore. On the way in, the hungry predators of the sea slowly devoured his catch. Reaching shore, his dream had vanished just like my rainbow...but not my memories.

PS: I spent $1,570 in 1997 and had a ball, but I was lucky.  I met a kindhearted Steward.


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