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It's about 10:30am. The Q waits for the ticket
gates to open. The Stewards have passed out the
wristbands (colored bands you have to buy a ticket).
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I think the pub-crawl was too much. Actually, I
walked from Wimbledon to eat in this pub. It is
the only pub I was ever in that had a no smoking
section.
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The Grid Inn. a typical English pub atmosphere.
I ate here often. The food is wholesome and comparatively
inexpensive. It's also tasty.
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The food was
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This Chinese Restuarant is
next to
The Dog and FoX. I had one meal here. It cost
$37. Fortunately, the food was fantabulous
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Few 'genuine' tennis fans can afford this .
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The hooch is so dear they're hiding it.
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Wimbledon's Conservatory Buffet
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Atlantic...British Rail...Wimbledon 1990 |
What a fabulous Wimbledon Centre Court seat my goose
pimpled posterior occupied while observing royalty,
rich folks, famous people, the young, and several handsome
seniors, resembling me, entering this historic stadium,
where so many exciting matches have been staged. I had
breathed another year to spite a few, during which,
the thoughts of my '89 Wimbledon experiences were savored
repeatedly, and now I was back. Yes! The anxious crowd
awaited the start of the opening match between Boris
'Boom-Boom' Becker and Pat 'Down-Under' Cash. Electricity
filled the air and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
Why is it I want to call Boris, Red? Hell! Red was the
reason for the high vibes on Centre Court this day.
This match would be followed by Steffi Graf
challenging Jennifer Capriati and topped off with Stefan
Edberg taking on USA's hero of the 1989 French Open, Michael
Chang. Remember that desperation underhand serve Chang
made in the fifth set of the 1989 French Open? Ivan Lendl
will never forget. Incidentally, McEnroe never won the
French Open, but Lendl has. Ironically, Lendl never won
Wimbledon. Does this make a statement? Yes! Serve and
volley players seldom win the French and vice versa. This
Monday, July 2, 1990, Centre Court held the promise of
some powerhouse tennis. I trembled with excitement and
anticipation.
My mind strayed to the previous chilly night
on the Somerset Road queue. I sat on a comfortable sleeping
roll underneath a green rain cover. Marjorie Lee had purchased
the sleeping roll, and it was a perfect sleeper for only
one. I'd joined the queue at 5:45pm, after dumping the
bed roll and travel bag to the ground with a huge sigh
of relief. The backpack had grown heavier with each step
of the two-mile hike from the Underground Station in Wimbledon
Village. I felt much like an ass of burden and ecstatic
to be settling in for the night.
My mind regressed to the day before in Florida
when Lawrence, my son, dropped me off at the West Palm
Beach AMTRAK Station, where I would catch AMTRAK's Silver
Star to Miami, Florida. My destination in Miami was the
International Airport where I'd catch Virgin Atlantic's
Flight 6 nonstop to London's Gatwick Airport, assuming
all went well; no one wanted a stop over in the Atlantic.
The end of my travels was the All England Lawn Tennis
Club (AELTC) and the Lawn Tennis Championships, Wimbledon.
AMTRAK was a smart alternative to driving.
It offered a much higher probability that I'd arrive alive,
while guaranteeing Id be several hours late. Driving
I-95 to Miami is life threatening.
The round trip ticket to London was the cheapest seat
in the world. I knew for sure, because I'd called every
airline listed in the Yellow Pages. I even priced a ticket
on Safeways Airline that advertised, "Parachute Free
(if not used)." When I discussed ticket prices with
Virgin Atlantic, I told the sweet-sounding ticket hustler,
on the other end, Virgin Atlantic was a frivolous name
for an International Airline and asked if they were for-real.
She giggled and made some silly comment about it being
the airline of the virgins. I interrupted to tell her
that this criterion excluded me, unless virgins flew at
a discount. I was prepared to lie through my teeth for
a cheap seat.
The humorous memory faded, as my warped
mind slipped back into real time and the end of the queue
neared. Looking ahead, I was struck with a feeling of
awe. Seventy-five tennis fanatics already stood in line
desperate for tomorrows tickets. Look who's calling
the pot a kettle. They would experience temperatures in
the low 50s through the night. The queue would grow two
miles long by 6am, and everyone would have their spot-of-tea
in the morning, except me. It's for the 'bloody' hardy.
Being mindless helps.
The crack of dawn woke me. Have you ever
heard the crack of dawn or the break of day? Skies looked
hopeful. I gloated, realizing I'd qualified for the 'Century
Club' as coined by me. This year, the first 100 fans were
invited inside the ticketing area at 10am and were privileged
to leisurely select from the available tickets. Every
year the routine is slightly different. The price of the
coveted ticket was a hard night's sleep on Somerset, tons
of cold night air, and $41. However, all the happy tennis
fans quickly make you forget the hardships.
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Court's is old hat - Great No. 1 Court
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The thunderous applause for Becker and Cash, as they
entered the arena, drew my attention back to Centre
Court. Both players looked unbeatable as they warmed
up, but my money was riding on Red. To the redhead,
this match was an idle stroll through the park and a
picnic on the lawn. Boris has an affinity for grass,
rivaling the affinity U.S. automobiles have for gasoline,
which the English call petrol. (Wimbledon November 1997:
Becker announced his retirement. Im glad I got
to see Becker play a few times. Hell be missed.)
My headlines would read: Becker crushes Cash, who is
coming back from an injury. Graf shows no mercy to Capriati,
USA's little darling. Edberg's serve and volley power
game destroys Chang's baseline artistry.
No. 1 Court was the place to be on Tuesday. Again, I
had made the 'Century Club,' having lined up at eight
on Monday evening. I was delighted to rent another great
seat to witness Monica 'The Grunt' Seles playing Zina
'Jitterbug' Garrison, followed by Ivan 'The Terrific'
Lendl playing Alex 'The Austrian' Antonitsch and Natalia
'The Rusky' Zvereva playing Gabriela 'Gabby' Sabatini,
whose grunts are much more sultry than Monica's. My
seat was ground level, near the court, and it cost me
$41. Fantastic! Let - the - games - begin!
This . day . was . SENSATIONAL. Un.be.lie.va.ble!
The Seles/Garrison match was a superb three-setter Zina
worked very hard to win. Her jitterbug receiving motion
and slow, willful serving motion will try your patience,
but she runs like a deer during hunting season.
Mr. Lendl, showing an uncanny cool, had
a tough time putting the Austrian away, but was victorious
in a super, hard-fought four-setter. It was strange watching
Lendl serve and volley. He's determined to win Wimbledon,
and his coach thinks the serve and volley game is the
way. Maybe? I remember Conners and Borg, who won this
tournament a number of times from the baseline and they
lacked Lendl's big serve. But this was another time and
circumstances were quite different. So much more power
exists in the game today due to the improved technology:
wide-body frames, bigger hitting area, high tech strings
and shoes, etc. Increased power benefits the big servers.
For this reason, the chances of two baseliners meeting
in future finals are doubtful. The improved equipment
is adding power to the lady's game and this is wonderful.
Fans and the Virginia Slims Tour will benefit from the
increased power.
Lovely Sabatini nearly fell victim to the
Russian Zvereva. Gaby faced a match point in the third
set. She raised her magnificent back, reached deep and
denied the Russian. The match was a grueling two-hour
baseline shootout that went to extra innings. Sabatini
started rushing the net later in the third set and this
strategy was beneficial to her victory. This match was
an exciting three-setter and a fine climax to another
thrilling day at the 'Big-W'. In a third and deciding
set, the tiebreaker is disallowed. The match continues
until a player wins by a margin of two. The third set
score was 8-6. In the men's play, the fifth set must be
played out (no tiebreak).
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The sky was choked full of dark, heavy, intimidating
clouds and all that ugly was destined to fall shortly.
The humidity was 90 percent and rising rapidly. A disheartening
development considering I'd made the 'Century Club'
for the third and last time in '90 and play was questionable.
Queuing ends today. Tickets are not held back from this
point on. If you want to see the semifinals and finals,
do like me. Go home, but you could stay and watch the
matches on the Teley.
The other alternative is to become a member
of AELTC and this queue is at least fifty years long.
The quick route is to become a Champion. However, a ten-dollar
bill will get you into the grounds Thursday, and be assured
you'll find some high powered tennis to watch. The atmosphere
alone is worth the price of the ticket, especially the
smell hovering in the air near the Long Bar. Yes! Then
there's the strawberry and cream a short crawl across
the way.
The sky started falling at 9:30am. Luckily,
Mrs. Demery drove up across the street. She brought something
to her son, Rupert, who had queued the night. I made a
hasty decision to walk away, since play was doubtful.
To pay $50 and spend all day dodging raindrops, or maybe
see no action at all would have been stupid. I decided
to arrange lodging with Mrs. Demery. If she could accommodate
me, I'd ask her if she'd drop me by her place, where I
would stash the bag and be off on a spirited pub-crawl
and sightseeing. Wimbledon's rain check policy weighed
heavily on my decision.
Mrs. Demery was equally surprised to see
my smiling face peering through the window of her car.
Her face flashed a look of almost disbelief. "Hello,
Mister Jackson. You're back queuing," she gasped.
Her astonishment troubled me. I didn't think
my appearance last year had been in any way sickly, suggesting
some terminal illness. Mrs. Demery's disbelief was a study
in human behavior. She obviously thought a sixty-year-old
man should be spending his nights in a bed and not on
a road.
"I am, for sure, but Ive decided
to walk away. I need a place to stay tonight," I
replied, and added facetiously, "I don't have a twin."
She half smiled. "Hop in, Mister Jackson."
I set my backpack in back, joined her up
front, and we sped away in Alex's small English car along
the left lane of Somerset Road. Riding on the left, is
a strange feeling, especially the way Alex drives. "Where
have you been staying?" she inquired with an inquisitive
smile.
"Somerset Road." My answer stunned
her, and she looked wordlessly at me. I knew what she
thought. "There are facilities at my disposal where
I wash, shave, brush my teeth and change my clothing.
My favorite is in Centre Court. Hot water you know."
I explained to rent a room, then sleep on Somerset didn't
make much sense. Alex was dumbfounded by my logic and
remained silent for the rest of the trip.
Pub-crawling: You buy a day-pass on the
Underground system for about £4 ($6 '97) and this
allows unlimited passage anywhere in London, until about
11pm. You catch a train headed toward the city.
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When you near, leave the Underground and have a look.
You should find several pubs near at hand. Always! Choose
one and go have a half-pint for a buck. With half-pints,
you'll see more of London. Now crawl on. Go back to
the station and catch a train going somewhere. After
passing several stations, leave the train and go find
another pub to your liking.
You may continue until you go blind, or you can limit
your crawl to a dozen half-pints. One thing's for sure.
You'll not encounter a DUI ticket, and you'll run into
some real characters, but there's little to fear. But
of course, I wore Reeboks.And riding the Underground
is an inexpensive way to see points of interest in London.
You will need a free Underground Planner and a tolerance
for shoving and walking. It's for the hardy
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Fabulous
Wimbledon 1991
Gatwick...Victoria
Station
The Shoppers' Bus Wheel
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My backpack and travel bag sped around the
turn. I was pleased to see it. Three days sleeping on
Somerset Road, without a sleeping bag, could be lethal
by the end of the third day. Sighing, I said, "Here
comes my bed." A young couple standing nearby gave
me the most whimsical stare. I prepared to snatch it from
the baggage track and be off to Customs. In the past,
Customs had taken forty minutes, but the line was short,
and I was through in twenty minutes. The Delta flight
arrived early.
Reaching the terminal, I felt completely
lost. Unbeknownst to me, the L1011 had arrived at the
north terminal. The last two years the south terminal
had been the point of arrival, and this subtle difference
was the cause of my confusion. Now, the short naps during
the movie had been insufficient for me to have a clear
head. Sustained sleep had been impossible. Eight restless
kids made certain of that, but all things considered,
it had been an excellent crossing. It always is if you
don't have to swim part of the way.
I spied the sign directing passengers to
the south terminal where the Gatwick Express to London's
Victoria Station would be available. A free train service
connected terminals and, after a short ride, I felt more
comfortable. I remembered this Gatwick.
Hurriedly, I found a convenient currency
exchange and passed a C note to the clerk. While counting
the money, I wondered why I chased my tail. I was on holiday,
and this was a time to relax and enjoy. Now, I owned £64
of English legal tender. Five-quid that had rode the chest-of-drawers
for a year were brought along. Next, I strolled to the
WC and cleaned up. Then I changed into long pants and
sweater that were appropriate considering the weather.
Now, I was off to the steadfast British Rail Service to
catch the Gatwick Express.
A highlight of this scenic excursion is
a glimpse of the historic River Thames, pronounced Tems.
The Gatwick Express is no bullet train, but you feel confident
you are going to arrive safely and the conductor smiled
when he took my ticket. As the train sped along, I observed
the countryside and thought about what I would do this
miserable looking Sunday morning in Olde London Town.
An activity requiring little energy was advisable, considering
the numbness existing between my gray hair and the tip
of my big toes.
The weather was frightfully British: overcast,
temperature high 50s, humidity 95%, and the potential
for rain was dreadfully high. It was a ghastly day by
South Florida standards. My body felt as if it was wrapped
with a cold, wet, dishrag. Make that a live mackerel in
a newspaper. My first thoughts: Perhaps, a pub or two.
The weather conditions would favor a relaxed pub-crawl.
Instantly, I found myself fighting my conscience
over this idea. I had quit drinking in December of '90,
after a severe cold nearly consumed me, and I really thought
I could live without a beer. But it would be tough to
deny my lust for English beer acquired in the fifties
and reawakened my last two trips to Wimbledon. I fought
the devil. Nay! I've vowed to abstain from the ruination
and damnation alcohol causes.
I wondered if this righteous thought was
spawned by my conscience or a fear Marjorie Lee followed
me. I would make a decision before the Gatwick Express
reached Victoria. Has anyone got the notion I'm henpecked?
This is a good place to digress. I spent
twenty-seven mouths in England starting in 1950. I was
quite aware 'Jolly Olde' could be a dismal place at times
due to the climate. One piece of apparel you cannot be
without is a raincoat or baggy Mac. At times, it seemed
rain would continue forever, people would build arks,
and creatures would pair up. If the weather is strange,
English colloquialisms are downright comical:
Bloody good show. I feel a bit queer. Keep
your pecker up. I was sacked. Ta luv. Ta Ta, or cheers.
I feel knocked-up. Call me a hack. Fortnight. Bobby. Lorry.
Petrol. Lift.
Translations: Damn good show. I feel a bit
sick. Keep your chin up. I was fired. Thank you, miss.
Goodbye. I'm beat. Call me a taxi. Two weeks. Policeman.
Truck. Gasoline. Elevator.
I have purposely left unmentioned several
colloquialisms, since I consider my essay to be family
fun reading. They'll have to learn that from the teley.
Pub is a shortened term for Public House
where cellar-cooled beers and spirits are served, and
people gather, partake of spirits, and indulge in verbal
intercourse, usually. They are abundant. You would most
certainly die of cirrhosis of the liver should you attempt
consumption of several pints in half the pubs in London,
but what a way to go.
This story was told to me once in a pub
back in '51. If dry English humor does not appeal to you,
skip this yarn:
Three RAF pilots enjoyed a spirited outing
at a pub one night. The conversation revolved around their
memorable escapades: Paris, Rome, Madrid, etc. At the
apex of their reminiscing, an elderly English lady entered
the pub. Finding no other seating available, she joined
them. This put a damper on their tales of conquest. Excusing
themselves, they went to the Men's room and discussed
the sticky problem. They decided to go back and embarrass
the old gal into leaving. They returned. After a moment,
one of the pilots spoke up.
"You know, 'arry. I was born a whole
year before mother and father married."
"John, that's nothing y' know. I was
born five years before my mother and father married,"
admitted Harry.
"Really chaps, that's not so awful.
Here I am, and my parents aren't married yet," smarted
the last pilot smirking.
Shed listened curiously. After a short
pause, she glanced up and asked dispassionately, "Pardon
me. Would one of you bastards pass the salt?"
The All England Club had sanctioned play
this middle Sunday, for the first time in Wimbledon's
illustrious history. Week one had been almost a complete
washout, and the schedule was up the proverbial creek.
For an instant, heading to Wimbledon straight away dawned,
but I thought it might be pointless, realizing the high
probability of rain.
I had traveled the length and breadth of
London on the Underground while doing a bit of sightseeing
and pub crawling my last Wimbledon, so I thought bus rides
on the surface might be interesting, certainly different
and inexpensive. The main idea was to rest my bones and
catch a few winks of sleep, and this might be possible
on the top deck. Go for it echoed from my brain!
The Gatwick Express pulled into Victoria
and decelerated to zero velocity. This didn't take long.
I grabbed my backpack and headed to Left Luggage where,
for £2 50p, my belongings were safely locked away.
Unburdened, I returned to the station's shopping area
to find a shoppe to have coffee and meticulously plan
the bus tour. On the way, I stumbled upon several groups
of young Europeans asleep in their sleeping rolls. Seeing
backpacking youngsters is a common occurrence.
Several establishments around the square served coffee.
I choose the closet because of my laziness, explained
by this simple philosophy; never perform standing that
which can be done sitting, or sitting that which can be
done lying down. A look at my watch revealed the time
to be 9:50am. Approximately six hours had to be passed
before heading to Wimbledon. After purchasing a coffee,
I took a seat. No beds were available. After several sips,
I produced a bus guide, called The Shoppers' Bus Wheel.
You're going to love this. The wheel has two-sides. A
smaller diameter wheel turns independently, and it has
a bus route selection window, where bus numbers appear.
Aligned with the bus numbers are twelve shopping
locations, six on each side of the small wheel.
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The same twelve shopping locations circle the periphery
of the big wheel, both sides. At the end of the bus
route selector window, there is a black arrowhead with
a 'to' over it. Line this up with the red arrowhead
located in the middle of the shopping destinations on
the big wheel and check the bus route selection window
for the number of your bus.
If it says 13, you've screwed up. Say what? It's clear
as mud, right! Now you know why a picture is worth
a thousand words. Actually, the Wheel is quite simple.
You're at Victoria. Turn the Shoppers' Wheel to the
side that has Victoria Station aligned with the bus
route selection window. Then turn the small wheel, placing
the black arrowhead on the Piccadilly Circus red arrowhead
and the bus number 37 appears in the window.
Buy a pass and save. Call 0207 222 1234 (may changed).
Happy shopping.
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Quickly, the grand tour was planned. I wanted to see
the places in London I'd frequented in the early fifties.
I dubbed it the Memory Lane Excursion (Victoria Station
to Piccadilly Circus, to Oxford Circus, to Marble Arch,
etc.). You ladies with a gold credit card could go berserk
with this Shopping Wheel, but all I wanted was rest,
while enjoying a few nostalgic moments. I was saving
my cash for the 'Big-W'.
Suffice it to say, I rode while they drove.
I lunched, drank a few half pints, reminisced, catnapped,
saw tons of concrete, took a few notes of some places
worth returning too. I even squeezed in a few conversations.
I'll spare you all the fascinating details, because the
theme would be ignored. London is so spread out you could
spend a lifetime trying to see all of it from the top
of a double-decker. Next year, this scenario may be repeated
and the experience recorded. It will be named, "London
from the top of a double-decker bus, or Don't cuss, shop
by bus." I have poetic urges often.
The time was 3:17pm when the bus stopped
across from Victoria Station. The rest had renewed my
vitality, and I felt like a Homo sapient again. Say what!
Wimbledon called out, so I fought the temptation for one
more pint at one of six pubs that were within walking
distance. Two trips around this square would certainly
give one a head start on an incurable case of liver cirrhosis.
That's why I only went once.
The backpack was reclaimed, and I started
for the Underground. Victoria Station was dead. Usually
you encounter a multitude of people. I purchased a ticket
and headed for the District Line. The tracks in the center
of town are very deep in the ground and usually there
are escalators to ride. This was not true at Victoria
Station, because the escalator was out of order. I walked
the stairs to the platform deep in the ground and was
pleased the next train went straight to Southfields. Some
trains require that you change at Earl's Court. Incidentally,
these deep cavities in the ground saved many lives during
World War Two.
My feet had a homey feeling the moment I
planted them on the Southfields platform. Luggage in hands,
I joined the small number of fans up the familiar three
flights of stairs. The scarcity of fans baffled me. All
previous trips to Southfields had found me amidst throngs
of fans. The absence of fans suggested they had already
arrived for Sunday matches, and fans for the Sunday night
queue would come later. The latter meant the queue for
Monday's tickets would be short. I felt a warm glow inside.
Food obtainable near the queue was expensive
and poorly prepared, prompting me to detour by Marshall's
Bakery, where I'd scalped my Centre Court ticket in '89.
Once there, I wolfed down a ham, lettuce and tomato sandwich
with the help of a cola. On the way out, I bought three
sugar cookies to devour on the bus ride to the Grounds.
I should have bought a dozen. All along Wimbledon Park
Road, there were sidewalk merchants selling Wimbledon
paraphernalia and their prices were ridiculous; higher
than Wimbledon shop prices, where you know you're getting
the real McCoy.
I reached the bus, fed 40p into the coin
collector, and occupied a seat on the lower deck next
to an empty seat, one for my tired rear and one for the
gear. I relaxed and munched cookies as the bus rolled
toward Wimbledon. I was passing the last bite to my small
intestines as the bus pulled into the Wimbledon parking
lot and passengers prepared to leave.
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Rain striking the rain cover woke me. My eyes had been
closed for only minutes it seemed. The time was five
in the morning and pessimistic thoughts dominated me.
I wondered if the incessant rains of the first week
might continue and the tournament yield to lawn croquet
and a third week. Sleeping on Church Road had been a
horrendous mistake in retrospect.
Yesterday, I reached the Church Road queue
to observe skies choked full of smoky clouds. Fortunately
for fans, the ugly sky had not produced rain to hamper
activities on this historic Sunday. Looking over the queue,
I estimated there were two hundred people queuing for
todays tickets. The queue for Monday's tickets formed
on the opposite side, and already 12 over achievers were
queued. Mostly young ladies, leading me to speculate Stefan
Edberg and Andrea Agassi played on Monday. I'd read that
Andrea would don white and play this year. This would
be only his second Wimbledon.
The urge to join the short queue for the
historic celebration hit me like a Mohammad Ali jab. The
compelling urge surrendered quickly to a stronger outcry
from my stressed-out body saying, settle down there's
a tomorrow. I joined the queue for Monday's tickets. I
counted precisely 12 young people in line. I liked the
idea of being number thirteen.
Preparing my little piece of the Church
Road queue started immediately. This would be my first
time queuing on Church Road. I wanted to check it out
to determine if I had been sleeping on the right road.
Furthermore, the Somerset Road queue was a two-mile hike.
I would not splurge for a hack, and I was too tired to
walk.
The extra sleep improved my disposition. Some optimism
surfaced, displacing the earlier pessimism. It drizzled
only slightly, but brolleys were highly visible. Queue
animals were beginning their routines. These people are
professionals. Most fans have been queuing for years,
and they have boiled it down to a patent. John had trouble
breaking down his tent and I helped him, whereupon John
reciprocated. This guy is crazy about this tournament.
The Stewards, all old timers, were out doing their thing
and every one of them knew John by his first name.
The gate opened at 9:30am and the price
of a No. 1 Court ticket was 26-quid ($46). This was the
place to be. Skies were partly cloudy and grey, but the
drizzle had ceased, and my instinct told me fear not,
the weather would cooperate.
I dropped off my backpack at Left Luggage
and headed straight to the Long Bar for coffee. Play didn't
begin 'til eleven, permitting time to sit for a spell,
and sip and dig the fans passing by. The Long Bar crowd
was small now, but by two in the afternoon, the walkways
would be as busy as Time Square. After coffee, I headed
to No. 1 Court. The seat in section 9 was ground level
and ten yards away from court...next to the sport photographers
with their long cameras. Oh! Yes! Another super spot to
view the action.
The stage was set. The ball and line persons
immaculately dressed in green and purple, and brown and
green respectively, were positioned for the start of the
match. It's a class act all the way. Promptly at eleven,
Agassi and Krajicek entered the court and started warming
up. The crowd was sparse and the applause was soft.
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Throngs of people milled about even at this hour of 7:55pm.
Many fans come to Wimbledon after 5:00pm when the price
of a Ground Pass is only four-quid or $7, this year. Tennis
continues as long as the light of day permits. Play until
9:00pm is common, so there are four hours of tennis left
for their enjoyment. To the downtown Londoner, the 'Big-W'
offers a relaxing park and circus atmosphere rolled into
one: a day in the country with food and spirits near at
hand and strawberries and cream.
The multitude of fans impeded my progress
west, along the north end of No. 1 and Center Courts to
the Somerset Road entrance, and the queue I should have
joined on Sunday night. Somerset Road is 'de place' to camp.
The only disadvantage that comes to mind is the slight incline
you must adjust too.
Departing the grounds, my watch registered
8:05pm, and the first person my eyes met was Mike Walsh,
an English gentleman: a regular. He had been there all three
years, and his party was always first or second in the queue.
He queues the entire fortnight. Talk about hooked!
"It's you, again!" Mike exclaimed,
sounding surprised.
I thought to myself, did Mike think I wasn't
hardy enough for a third party. Well think again, guv. Don't
be influenced wrongly by the wrinkles and graying hair.
Sense the young spirit that lives inside me and fathom the
love instilled in an aging heart for a game that entered
my life at age 49, transforming a sedentary lifestyle of
a couch potato into a active one and the loss of 53 pounds
of ugly lard.
"Yes, Im back. All the horses and
all the kings men couldnt deter me." We
exchanged a few more pleasantries, and I moved along to
the end of the queue. I estimated only thirty fans
were ahead, assuring yet another fabulous location for tomorrows
matches
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I placed my behind atop the backpack for several minutes
of rest. Pleasant thoughts swelled inside my mind, realizing
Tuesdays promise was yet another choice ticket.
Queue! Ticket! Tennis! Thats the name of the party.
Thoughts came about the exciting play this day and my
contentment intensified. The tennis had been marvelous
stuff, considering they were third and fourth round matches.
The real fireworks start tomorrow when the Big W
serves the ladies quarters. These matches make up
for the absence of fourth-of-July fireworks.
Shortly a young man arrived and took a position next to
me. He introduced himself. I was surprised he was an American.
Shawn was in the U. S. Air Force. He was from LA, and
he said he expected three others soon.After some small
talk, I asked him to hold my place in line so I could
march up the steep hill to Wimbledon Village for a pint
and some grub. This is permitted on the queue. Once you
have established yourself, you can leave for several hours
and no one complains. However, you are expected to sleep
overnight.
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The brisk hike up Marryat Road took about seven minutes.
The road is a stairway to the stars, and I was breathless
at the summit. I recuperated by the time I neared Volleys,
a modern pub, four squares away.
The expectation of a cool pint has a way of stimulating
ones senses and minimizing the fatigue. Music from
a bygone era flowed from inside. It was my kind of sound.
A saxophone sounded off on a great old jazz standard named
Honey Suckle Rose, and I hurried inside to
dig the scene smiling, having remembered the hip name
for the tune: Honey Suck My Nose.
Nasty! Reaching the bar, I ordered a pint from an attractive
blond barmaid and moved to an unoccupied table near the
bandstand. She reminded me of Mae West...well, only in
one respect. The joint was doing a rousing business for
a Monday night. I might have gotten caught up in the scene,
but I'd come for food at Frost's Delicatessen, which would
be closing shortly.
I swigged down the beer and departed . In a few seconds,
I entered Frost's
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The junk food came to seven-quid, twelve bucks. Cheap
enough, considering the bag contained enough food for
a big dinner and breakfast. Besides, it would save the
two-mile hike to the mobile food truck around on Church
Road on Tuesday morning. The trio was still playing great
old standards from the 40s and 50s, as I breezed past.
Ten minutes later, I greeted Shawn and thanked him for
holding the base.
The sky was charcoal gray, but Somerset Road
is lighted well, which might be a disadvantage overlooked.
It had interfered, in the past, with peaceful dreams of
Centre Court. Shawn's friends had not arrived, and he left
to see if he could scare them up. Shawn was breaking the
rules by holding places for friends; however, this is done.
This practice is very hard to stop, because they slip in
late at night when everyone is sleeping. The queue is always
longer in the morning for this reason. (Update 1999: This
can't happen now. The Honorary Stewards pass out a numbered
pamphlet) I took a seat and readied myself to enjoy dinner.
I opened a bottle of fine German larger and sipped, while
preparing a generous sandwich of turkey breast. The long
walk had been worthwhile.
At around half past ten, Shawn and a woman
returned in a car. She was introduced as Maria from Pennsylvania.
Maria was a petite lady of about twenty-five. She wore very
little makeup. This was a mistake. She needed color to compliment
her dishwater-blonde hair. She was ordinary, but that was
Shawn's problem. She would sleep in the car overnight, but
this does not necessarily attest to the fact that she's
a good girl. I'm kidding. Maria was nice. I'm a dirty old
man.
Fifteen minutes later, two guys showed up
in civilian clothes and joined Shawn and Maria. I should
have complained, but I was outnumbered. The new arrivals
were Paul from Tampa, Florida, and Woodrow from Michigan.
"Off we go into the wild blue yonder," I hummed.
This chance meeting with the U.S. Air Force
caused me to remember back to the early fifties when I'd
been an air force person, serving in the United Kingdom.
I was not into tennis in those days, and thoughts of Wimbledon
never entered my mind. Besides, I hated lines especially
in those days. I found other activities that interested
me more...skirts. The only surprise concerning this chance
meeting with three airmen and one airgirl, or whatever they
call them these days, was none of the four were from the
Lone Star State
If I had gone to Wimbledon's final in '51
and '52, I would have seen Dick Savit beat K. McGregor and
F.A. Sedgmen beat J. Drobny, respectively. The ladies winners:
Miss D. Hart ('51) and Miss M. Connolly ('52). Boy, I'm
glad I brought that up. I don't remember any of the men
champions, but the ladies I do remember. Reckon the Miss
has something to do with it. Miss Connolly was nicknamed
Little Mo. She was from Missouri.
One more scrumptious turkey sandwich was prepared
and consumed, cookies followed, and the last beer inhaled.
I wasn't trying to makeup for all the beers I'd denied myself
since the previous December. This was a vacation and a time
to enjoy. I planned to get back on the wagon immediately
upon returning home.
I was stuffed. The beer had relaxed me, and
I prepared to enter the bedroll, but first I changed its
position to point up and down the hill. This eliminates
the sensation of rolling down the hill. Instead, you feel
as if you are going to slide down the hill feet first."What
the hell, it's cheap. One backache per night."
Yanks invade Centre Court...I jerked Bud Collins out of
the WC
Tuesday morning was met with mixed emotions.
Six hours of deep sleep had restored my very mature body
to near perfection, so why was pessimism flowing in my veins?
Maybe it was due to the ominous black clouds hovered in
the sky, threatening the Centre Court and No. 1 Court excitement,
everyone had anticipated for the long, cold, hard night.
The temperature was in the high 50s, climbing slowly, and
these thoughts entered my mind: Will my all white tennis
apparel ever get to be displayed on Centre Court? Maybe
Centre Court isn't ready for my sexy legs? V.e.r.y funny?
It would be if you could see them.
Tuesday morning was met with mixed emotions.
Six hours of deep sleep had restored my very mature body
to near perfection, so why was pessimism flowing in my veins?
Maybe it was due to the ominous black clouds hovered in
the sky, threatening the Centre Court and No. 1 Court excitement,
everyone had anticipated for the long, cold and hard night.
The temperature was in the high 50s, climbing slowly, and
these thoughts entered my mind: Will my all white tennis
apparel ever get to be displayed on Centre Court? Maybe
Centre Court isn't ready for my sexy legs? V.e.r.y funny?
It would be if you could see them.
The queue was slowly coming to life. Wanting
to beat the stampede to the mobile WC, I dug in my bag for
clean underwear, white tennis apparel, toiletries and headed
for the WC. The place was empty, and I took an unhurried
French shower and dressed. I put the long pants and sweater
over the tennis apparel. When the day warmed, it would be
removed and dropped off at Left Luggage. Shaving was saved
for Centre Court.
Ten yards up the road, a mobile food truck
sold morning foods. The vendor was a newcomer. Mandy, who
for years sold morning foods out of her garage, had moved
away as she had promised the year before. "Too much
smog in Wimbledon," she'd said. Strange little woman.
An institution gone, but then nothing in this world stays
the same. She'll be missed. But the vultures are always
one tree branch away, and that's good, because the Somerset
Road queue needs morning foods during Wimbledon. I bought
two cups of coffee and continued, stopping again to buy
a paper to check out today's action
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Have you ever wished you could be in two places at the
same time? That's the feeling I had, but a choice of courts
had to be decided.
Play was scheduled to start at eleven: three
hours earlier than usual. Wimbledon was way behind schedule
and more matches were being played on Show Courts. The situation,
although a pain in the rear for the tournament director,
was wonderful for the fans. The constant rains of the first
week created this necessity of more matches.
Sharply at 9:30am, the gates opened and the
queue surged forward with a resounding cheer. Inside, the
queue split into two lines, one for Centre Court and one
for No. 1 Court. Now, what court did you prefer? What Court
do you suppose I chose? If you guessed Centre Court, you
were right. Five Americans were scheduled to play on Centre:
Agassi, Garrison, Navratilova, Capriati and McEnroe.
I was saddened discovering some of these fans
could only afford a £6 Ground Pass. After a second
thought, my sadness vanished after thinking, would I queue
all night to buy a Ground Pass. The answer was a resounding
yes. A day in the grounds can be enchanting. If you don't
queue all night, you might not get in until late in the
afternoon or not at all, and you would have missed many
wonderful hours of pure pleasure. Also, you'd miss all the
fun of queuing.
This is a repeat. When the grounds fill to
the limit, fans are admitted only when fans inside leave
the grounds. The place is usually packed by three in the
afternoon.
The reserved seat was in Section F cost £28
($48). Quickly, hoping to beat the crowd, I headed with
long strides to Left Luggage to stash my gear. Next, again
with haste, I headed to the Long Bar for coffee. It was
too early for a pint. The Long Bar is a popular spot where
fans relax and refresh, while observing an International
mixture of people strolling by from everywhere imaginable.
It fills quickly, but it wasnt crowded now, and the
coffee was bought without a hassle. I moved to a seat near
the walkway to do some sippin, relaxin and lookin.
What a day! Edberg annihilated McEnroe in three sets. Scores:
7- 6, 6-1, 6-4. Edberg was on top of his serve and volley
game, making him invincible on grass. John had a Mac attack
and drew a $10,000 fine for a few well-chosen expletives
expressed to the gentleman in the tall chair. In his career,
John has been fined $55,500 for misbehaving...peanuts...maybe
they should wipe out his mouth with Octagon soap instead?
Graf versus Garrison exploded upon the scene.
Miss Graf, the very same one who snubbed me at the deli
the night before, was on her game. When shes on, shes
invincible. She has recorded an unbelievable match win record
in the last few years.
In this quarterfinal match, Steffi breezed
past Zina in about an hour with scores of 6-1, 6-3. Last
year Zina beat Steffi to gain a shot at the championship,
but Martina Navratilova stood in her way. Zina would receive
£26,520 ($45,084), for her losing effort. Wow! I have
to work almost a year for that much bread. Drawing Miss
Graf was really bad news.
Zina has come a long way from the municipal
park courts in Houston, Texas, to the lush green grass of
Centre Court Wimbledon. And a friend of Zina's had come.
Her name is Lori McNeil. She graduated from the same municipal
courts as Zina. McNeil had the misfortune of drawing Miss
Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, who beat her in the third round.
There were Texans everywhere, and for all
I knew, I might be in London, Texas, except for the fact
I'd seen the River Thames and Piccadilly Circus earlier.
Skies started darkening as Navratilova and
Miss Jennifer Capriati, 'Jenny', as the English were affectionately
calling her, started their warm-up.
As the rain cover was dragged over the browning grass of
Centre Court, I headed to the Long Bar to prime my kidneys
for another long, damp, cold, hard and downhill night on
Somerset Road. The airmen had arrived ahead of me and were
all holding pints. "Where'd they park their jet?"
I thought out loud
The rain let up a trifle, when I was half way through my
second pint, and I made a dash to reclaim my travel bag
from Left Luggage. The attendant permitted the bedroll to
be left behind. Hey! These folks are kind and considerate.
I grabbed the travel bag and headed back.
Excellent!" I exclaimed, kissing the tips of my fingers
and thumb. Only crumbs remained for the ants. Dinner had
consisted of salad, fried shrimp, garden peas, baked potato,
and hot rolls: topped off with a great cup of café.
I had splurged for a hack to get from Wimbledon to REFLECTION,
because it rained bullfrogs. It was chosen because it was
close to Mrs. Demery's, where I hoped to book a B&B
for the night. Furthermore, the food is delicious, reasonably
priced, and the spirit of Louis Armstrong frequents the
place. It had become my base of operations: a 'bitter' encounter.
Pun intended.
left the table and went to the phone. I dialed Mrs. Demery's
number. She gasped with astonishment, and I wondered if
she thought I was too old to be backpacking to Wimbledon.
Absurd! I gave her a few seconds to recover and asked if
she could put me up for the night. She couldn't, but said,
she would check with friends and get back. I returned to
my table, confident Alex would succeed in spite of the late
hour, and I started drinking the fresh cup of coffee the
waitress had poured.
On my third sip, Fred held up the phone and
called out my name. I was pleased when Alex said Mrs. Scoon,
who lived several squares from REFLECTION, would take me.
This was good news. Wrong! It was sensual news. The thought
of sleeping in a bed can be exciting, after one night in
the sky and two on Somerset Road. I finished the coffee,
paid the tab and headed for Mrs. Scoons, swinging my bag
in the cool evening air and humming, "When It's Sleepy
Time Down South," Armstrong's theme song.
The walk was brief. I rang the doorbell. A
blond lady, of about forty, answered the intrusion. The
glow of happy pride on her face masked harder lifelines.
"Please, come in." Her voice was soft and pleasant.
I entered and followed her upstairs to a small
room. It was probably the nursery at one time. Baby things
and pictures were spread around and a crib sat in the corner.
The bed, however, was standard size and it looked heavenly.
"I'll take it!" I gushed.
I'd acted impulsive by not asking the price,
but I was too tired to care. Since Mrs. Demery had recommended
her, I knew the deal was square. After Mrs. Scoon departed,
my haste to undress and slip between clean sheets might
be compared to two honeymooners arriving at their motel
room after a marathon reception. "Sleep, perchance
to dream." I didn't need Shakespeare to bore me to
sleep. Sleep came before I hit the sheets.
It was almost eight when my eyes opened from
near death. I had slept like a baby. I had thoughts: Bring
on the world! I'm ready for demons, monsters, ghosts and
the queue, if it should come to that. Nearly ten hours of
sleep had placed me on top of the world.
Clean everything was dug out of the travel
bag. I showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, dressed in tennis
apparel, and went downstairs to bid Mrs. Jane Scoon good
morning. Her thirteen year old son was finishing breakfast
in preparation to leave for somewhere. Mrs. Scoon invited
me into the kitchen, poured orange juice, coffee, and proceeded
to prepare a breakfast fit for a refreshed, old tennis addict:
two eggs, sunny-side up, English bacon, which is a little
like sliced ham, two slices of whole wheat bread and strawberry
jam. I refused cereal.
Mrs. Scoon poured herself tea, after my needs
had been met, and we talked a little about her husband and
four kids. She was a mother of four. She took in boarders
to help fulfill the good life, and she booked B&Bs in
the Wimbledon area. Learning she had no vacancies, I asked
her to find me lodging for the night.
She made several phone calls and returned
with the good news. Mrs. Dodd would take me and she marked
up a map. I thanked her for the great breakfast and for
accepting me on such short notice and at such a late hour
and asked her what I owed. She said the price was £22,
which I paid gladly, and headed for the front door where
my bag waited. At the door, she gave me one of her cards
and invited me to call anytime.
I digress. In '92, I took along several copies
of this essay and gave Mrs. Demery a copy to pass around.
I was embarrassed learning I had registered Mrs. Scoon's
age at fifty and Mrs. Demery's as forty. Their ages had
been reversed. Mrs. Scoon straightened me out on that score
later. Wow! It was a faux pas of gigantic proportions. However,
she still speaks to me.
Mrs. Dodd's home was about two miles south
of Southfields Station, just off Wimbledon Park Road in
the opposite direction of Wimbledon. I huffed and puffed
the entire distance. The exercise was needed to work off
pounds gained from the suds I'd been funneling into my stomach.
A small, plump, pleasant looking lady appeared on the third
ring and introduced herself as Jackie Dodd. You knew she
was Irish immediately from the sparkle in her eyes. She
took me to a small, upstairs room that looked clean, comfortable,
and adequate for a night's sleep.
Paul, her husband, was home and Jackie introduced
me. He was a professional musician, so being home at 9:50am
wasn't unusual. Paul played guitar and she was a singer.
They were having a late breakfast, she invited me to tea,
and we exchanged some musician chitchat. I would have enjoyed
talking more music, but the gates at Wimbledon would be
opening at 10:30am, and I wanted to be on time. There was
this little problem about not holding a ticket and not knowing
what to expect. I thanked Jackie and left on foot for Wimbledon.
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