Fabulous Wimbledon - part 4



Wimbledon Happy campers refueling

Food and Grog

It's about 10:30am. The Q waits for the ticket gates to open. The Stewards have passed out the wristbands (colored bands you have to buy a ticket).

I think the pub-crawl was too much. Actually, I walked from Wimbledon to eat in this pub. It is the only pub I was ever in that had a no smoking section.

The Grid Inn. a typical English pub atmosphere. I ate here often. The food is wholesome and comparatively inexpensive. It's also tasty.

The food was good and reasonable.
It's near Southfields Station and Grid Inn is only two doors away and in walking distance of Wimbledon.
Let the good times roll. This is at The Dog and Fox. These 'Brit' relish their pub time. During Wimbledon, the pubs of Wimbledon Village are mad houses.
This Chinese Restuarant is next to
The Dog and FoX. I had one meal here. It cost $37. Fortunately, the food was fantabulous The help was friendly.

Few 'genuine' tennis fans can afford this .

The hooch is so dear they're hiding it.

Wimbledon's Conservatory Buffet


AMTRAK...Virgin Atlantic...British Rail...Wimbledon 1990

What a fabulous Wimbledon Centre Court seat my goose pimpled posterior occupied while observing royalty, rich folks, famous people, the young, and several handsome seniors, resembling me, entering this historic stadium, where so many exciting matches have been staged. I had breathed another year to spite a few, during which, the thoughts of my '89 Wimbledon experiences were savored repeatedly, and now I was back. Yes! The anxious crowd awaited the start of the opening match between Boris 'Boom-Boom' Becker and Pat 'Down-Under' Cash. Electricity filled the air and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Why is it I want to call Boris, Red? Hell! Red was the reason for the high vibes on Centre Court this day.

This match would be followed by Steffi Graf challenging Jennifer Capriati and topped off with Stefan Edberg taking on USA's hero of the 1989 French Open, Michael Chang. Remember that desperation underhand serve Chang made in the fifth set of the 1989 French Open? Ivan Lendl will never forget. Incidentally, McEnroe never won the French Open, but Lendl has. Ironically, Lendl never won Wimbledon. Does this make a statement? Yes! Serve and volley players seldom win the French and vice versa. This Monday, July 2, 1990, Centre Court held the promise of some powerhouse tennis. I trembled with excitement and anticipation.

My mind strayed to the previous chilly night on the Somerset Road queue. I sat on a comfortable sleeping roll underneath a green rain cover. Marjorie Lee had purchased the sleeping roll, and it was a perfect sleeper for only one. I'd joined the queue at 5:45pm, after dumping the bed roll and travel bag to the ground with a huge sigh of relief. The backpack had grown heavier with each step of the two-mile hike from the Underground Station in Wimbledon Village. I felt much like an ass of burden and ecstatic to be settling in for the night.

My mind regressed to the day before in Florida when Lawrence, my son, dropped me off at the West Palm Beach AMTRAK Station, where I would catch AMTRAK's Silver Star to Miami, Florida. My destination in Miami was the International Airport where I'd catch Virgin Atlantic's Flight 6 nonstop to London's Gatwick Airport, assuming all went well; no one wanted a stop over in the Atlantic. The end of my travels was the All England Lawn Tennis Club (AELTC) and the Lawn Tennis Championships, Wimbledon.

AMTRAK was a smart alternative to driving. It offered a much higher probability that I'd arrive alive, while guaranteeing I’d be several hours late. Driving I-95 to Miami is life threatening.
The round trip ticket to London was the cheapest seat in the world. I knew for sure, because I'd called every airline listed in the Yellow Pages. I even priced a ticket on Safeways Airline that advertised, "Parachute Free (if not used)." When I discussed ticket prices with Virgin Atlantic, I told the sweet-sounding ticket hustler, on the other end, Virgin Atlantic was a frivolous name for an International Airline and asked if they were for-real. She giggled and made some silly comment about it being the airline of the virgins. I interrupted to tell her that this criterion excluded me, unless virgins flew at a discount. I was prepared to lie through my teeth for a cheap seat.

The humorous memory faded, as my warped mind slipped back into real time and the end of the queue neared. Looking ahead, I was struck with a feeling of awe. Seventy-five tennis fanatics already stood in line desperate for tomorrow’s tickets. Look who's calling the pot a kettle. They would experience temperatures in the low 50s through the night. The queue would grow two miles long by 6am, and everyone would have their spot-of-tea in the morning, except me. It's for the 'bloody' hardy. Being mindless helps.

The crack of dawn woke me. Have you ever heard the crack of dawn or the break of day? Skies looked hopeful. I gloated, realizing I'd qualified for the 'Century Club' as coined by me. This year, the first 100 fans were invited inside the ticketing area at 10am and were privileged to leisurely select from the available tickets. Every year the routine is slightly different. The price of the coveted ticket was a hard night's sleep on Somerset, tons of cold night air, and $41. However, all the happy tennis fans quickly make you forget the hardships.


Centre Court's is old hat - Great No. 1 Court

The thunderous applause for Becker and Cash, as they entered the arena, drew my attention back to Centre Court. Both players looked unbeatable as they warmed up, but my money was riding on Red. To the redhead, this match was an idle stroll through the park and a picnic on the lawn. Boris has an affinity for grass, rivaling the affinity U.S. automobiles have for gasoline, which the English call petrol. (Wimbledon November 1997: Becker announced his retirement. I’m glad I got to see Becker play a few times. He’ll be missed.)
My headlines would read: Becker crushes Cash, who is coming back from an injury. Graf shows no mercy to Capriati, USA's little darling. Edberg's serve and volley power game destroys Chang's baseline artistry.

No. 1 Court was the place to be on Tuesday. Again, I had made the 'Century Club,' having lined up at eight on Monday evening. I was delighted to rent another great seat to witness Monica 'The Grunt' Seles playing Zina 'Jitterbug' Garrison, followed by Ivan 'The Terrific' Lendl playing Alex 'The Austrian' Antonitsch and Natalia 'The Rusky' Zvereva playing Gabriela 'Gabby' Sabatini, whose grunts are much more sultry than Monica's. My seat was ground level, near the court, and it cost me $41. Fantastic! Let - the - games - begin!

This . day . was . SENSATIONAL. Un.be.lie.va.ble! The Seles/Garrison match was a superb three-setter Zina worked very hard to win. Her jitterbug receiving motion and slow, willful serving motion will try your patience, but she runs like a deer during hunting season.

Mr. Lendl, showing an uncanny cool, had a tough time putting the Austrian away, but was victorious in a super, hard-fought four-setter. It was strange watching Lendl serve and volley. He's determined to win Wimbledon, and his coach thinks the serve and volley game is the way. Maybe? I remember Conners and Borg, who won this tournament a number of times from the baseline and they lacked Lendl's big serve. But this was another time and circumstances were quite different. So much more power exists in the game today due to the improved technology: wide-body frames, bigger hitting area, high tech strings and shoes, etc. Increased power benefits the big servers. For this reason, the chances of two baseliners meeting in future finals are doubtful. The improved equipment is adding power to the lady's game and this is wonderful. Fans and the Virginia Slims Tour will benefit from the increased power.

Lovely Sabatini nearly fell victim to the Russian Zvereva. Gaby faced a match point in the third set. She raised her magnificent back, reached deep and denied the Russian. The match was a grueling two-hour baseline shootout that went to extra innings. Sabatini started rushing the net later in the third set and this strategy was beneficial to her victory. This match was an exciting three-setter and a fine climax to another thrilling day at the 'Big-W'. In a third and deciding set, the tiebreaker is disallowed. The match continues until a player wins by a margin of two. The third set score was 8-6. In the men's play, the fifth set must be played out (no tiebreak).


Expect rain, but act prudently

The sky was choked full of dark, heavy, intimidating clouds and all that ugly was destined to fall shortly. The humidity was 90 percent and rising rapidly. A disheartening development considering I'd made the 'Century Club' for the third and last time in '90 and play was questionable. Queuing ends today. Tickets are not held back from this point on. If you want to see the semifinals and finals, do like me. Go home, but you could stay and watch the matches on the Teley.

The other alternative is to become a member of AELTC and this queue is at least fifty years long. The quick route is to become a Champion. However, a ten-dollar bill will get you into the grounds Thursday, and be assured you'll find some high powered tennis to watch. The atmosphere alone is worth the price of the ticket, especially the smell hovering in the air near the Long Bar. Yes! Then there's the strawberry and cream a short crawl across the way.

The sky started falling at 9:30am. Luckily, Mrs. Demery drove up across the street. She brought something to her son, Rupert, who had queued the night. I made a hasty decision to walk away, since play was doubtful. To pay $50 and spend all day dodging raindrops, or maybe see no action at all would have been stupid. I decided to arrange lodging with Mrs. Demery. If she could accommodate me, I'd ask her if she'd drop me by her place, where I would stash the bag and be off on a spirited pub-crawl and sightseeing. Wimbledon's rain check policy weighed heavily on my decision.

Mrs. Demery was equally surprised to see my smiling face peering through the window of her car. Her face flashed a look of almost disbelief. "Hello, Mister Jackson. You're back queuing," she gasped.

Her astonishment troubled me. I didn't think my appearance last year had been in any way sickly, suggesting some terminal illness. Mrs. Demery's disbelief was a study in human behavior. She obviously thought a sixty-year-old man should be spending his nights in a bed and not on a road.

"I am, for sure, but I’ve decided to walk away. I need a place to stay tonight," I replied, and added facetiously, "I don't have a twin."

She half smiled. "Hop in, Mister Jackson."

I set my backpack in back, joined her up front, and we sped away in Alex's small English car along the left lane of Somerset Road. Riding on the left, is a strange feeling, especially the way Alex drives. "Where have you been staying?" she inquired with an inquisitive smile.

"Somerset Road." My answer stunned her, and she looked wordlessly at me. I knew what she thought. "There are facilities at my disposal where I wash, shave, brush my teeth and change my clothing. My favorite is in Centre Court. Hot water you know." I explained to rent a room, then sleep on Somerset didn't make much sense. Alex was dumbfounded by my logic and remained silent for the rest of the trip.

Pub-crawling: You buy a day-pass on the Underground system for about £4 ($6 '97) and this allows unlimited passage anywhere in London, until about 11pm. You catch a train headed toward the city.

When you near, leave the Underground and have a look. You should find several pubs near at hand. Always! Choose one and go have a half-pint for a buck. With half-pints, you'll see more of London. Now crawl on. Go back to the station and catch a train going somewhere. After passing several stations, leave the train and go find another pub to your liking.

You may continue until you go blind, or you can limit your crawl to a dozen half-pints. One thing's for sure.

You'll not encounter a DUI ticket, and you'll run into some real characters, but there's little to fear. But of course, I wore Reeboks.And riding the Underground is an inexpensive way to see points of interest in London. You will need a free Underground Planner and a tolerance for shoving and walking. It's for the hardy


Fabulous Wimbledon 1991

Gatwick...Victoria Station…The Shoppers' Bus Wheel

My backpack and travel bag sped around the turn. I was pleased to see it. Three days sleeping on Somerset Road, without a sleeping bag, could be lethal by the end of the third day. Sighing, I said, "Here comes my bed." A young couple standing nearby gave me the most whimsical stare. I prepared to snatch it from the baggage track and be off to Customs. In the past, Customs had taken forty minutes, but the line was short, and I was through in twenty minutes. The Delta flight arrived early.

Reaching the terminal, I felt completely lost. Unbeknownst to me, the L1011 had arrived at the north terminal. The last two years the south terminal had been the point of arrival, and this subtle difference was the cause of my confusion. Now, the short naps during the movie had been insufficient for me to have a clear head. Sustained sleep had been impossible. Eight restless kids made certain of that, but all things considered, it had been an excellent crossing. It always is if you don't have to swim part of the way.

I spied the sign directing passengers to the south terminal where the Gatwick Express to London's Victoria Station would be available. A free train service connected terminals and, after a short ride, I felt more comfortable. I remembered this Gatwick.

Hurriedly, I found a convenient currency exchange and passed a C note to the clerk. While counting the money, I wondered why I chased my tail. I was on holiday, and this was a time to relax and enjoy. Now, I owned £64 of English legal tender. Five-quid that had rode the chest-of-drawers for a year were brought along. Next, I strolled to the WC and cleaned up. Then I changed into long pants and sweater that were appropriate considering the weather. Now, I was off to the steadfast British Rail Service to catch the Gatwick Express.

A highlight of this scenic excursion is a glimpse of the historic River Thames, pronounced Tems. The Gatwick Express is no bullet train, but you feel confident you are going to arrive safely and the conductor smiled when he took my ticket. As the train sped along, I observed the countryside and thought about what I would do this miserable looking Sunday morning in Olde London Town. An activity requiring little energy was advisable, considering the numbness existing between my gray hair and the tip of my big toes.

The weather was frightfully British: overcast, temperature high 50s, humidity 95%, and the potential for rain was dreadfully high. It was a ghastly day by South Florida standards. My body felt as if it was wrapped with a cold, wet, dishrag. Make that a live mackerel in a newspaper. My first thoughts: Perhaps, a pub or two. The weather conditions would favor a relaxed pub-crawl.

Instantly, I found myself fighting my conscience over this idea. I had quit drinking in December of '90, after a severe cold nearly consumed me, and I really thought I could live without a beer. But it would be tough to deny my lust for English beer acquired in the fifties and reawakened my last two trips to Wimbledon. I fought the devil. Nay! I've vowed to abstain from the ruination and damnation alcohol causes.

I wondered if this righteous thought was spawned by my conscience or a fear Marjorie Lee followed me. I would make a decision before the Gatwick Express reached Victoria. Has anyone got the notion I'm henpecked?

This is a good place to digress. I spent twenty-seven mouths in England starting in 1950. I was quite aware 'Jolly Olde' could be a dismal place at times due to the climate. One piece of apparel you cannot be without is a raincoat or baggy Mac. At times, it seemed rain would continue forever, people would build arks, and creatures would pair up. If the weather is strange, English colloquialisms are downright comical:

Bloody good show. I feel a bit queer. Keep your pecker up. I was sacked. Ta luv. Ta Ta, or cheers. I feel knocked-up. Call me a hack. Fortnight. Bobby. Lorry. Petrol. Lift.

Translations: Damn good show. I feel a bit sick. Keep your chin up. I was fired. Thank you, miss. Goodbye. I'm beat. Call me a taxi. Two weeks. Policeman. Truck. Gasoline. Elevator.

I have purposely left unmentioned several colloquialisms, since I consider my essay to be family fun reading. They'll have to learn that from the teley.

Pub is a shortened term for Public House where cellar-cooled beers and spirits are served, and people gather, partake of spirits, and indulge in verbal intercourse, usually. They are abundant. You would most certainly die of cirrhosis of the liver should you attempt consumption of several pints in half the pubs in London, but what a way to go.

This story was told to me once in a pub back in '51. If dry English humor does not appeal to you, skip this yarn:

Three RAF pilots enjoyed a spirited outing at a pub one night. The conversation revolved around their memorable escapades: Paris, Rome, Madrid, etc. At the apex of their reminiscing, an elderly English lady entered the pub. Finding no other seating available, she joined them. This put a damper on their tales of conquest. Excusing themselves, they went to the Men's room and discussed the sticky problem. They decided to go back and embarrass the old gal into leaving. They returned. After a moment, one of the pilots spoke up.

"You know, 'arry. I was born a whole year before mother and father married."

"John, that's nothing y' know. I was born five years before my mother and father married," admitted Harry.

"Really chaps, that's not so awful. Here I am, and my parents aren't married yet," smarted the last pilot smirking.

She’d listened curiously. After a short pause, she glanced up and asked dispassionately, "Pardon me. Would one of you bastards pass the salt?"

The All England Club had sanctioned play this middle Sunday, for the first time in Wimbledon's illustrious history. Week one had been almost a complete washout, and the schedule was up the proverbial creek. For an instant, heading to Wimbledon straight away dawned, but I thought it might be pointless, realizing the high probability of rain.

I had traveled the length and breadth of London on the Underground while doing a bit of sightseeing and pub crawling my last Wimbledon, so I thought bus rides on the surface might be interesting, certainly different and inexpensive. The main idea was to rest my bones and catch a few winks of sleep, and this might be possible on the top deck. Go for it echoed from my brain!

The Gatwick Express pulled into Victoria and decelerated to zero velocity. This didn't take long. I grabbed my backpack and headed to Left Luggage where, for £2 50p, my belongings were safely locked away. Unburdened, I returned to the station's shopping area to find a shoppe to have coffee and meticulously plan the bus tour. On the way, I stumbled upon several groups of young Europeans asleep in their sleeping rolls. Seeing backpacking youngsters is a common occurrence.

Several establishments around the square served coffee. I choose the closet because of my laziness, explained by this simple philosophy; never perform standing that which can be done sitting, or sitting that which can be done lying down. A look at my watch revealed the time to be 9:50am. Approximately six hours had to be passed before heading to Wimbledon. After purchasing a coffee, I took a seat. No beds were available. After several sips, I produced a bus guide, called The Shoppers' Bus Wheel. You're going to love this. The wheel has two-sides. A smaller diameter wheel turns independently, and it has a bus route selection window, where bus numbers appear.  Aligned with the bus numbers are twelve shopping locations, six on each side of the small wheel.

The same twelve shopping locations circle the periphery of the big wheel, both sides. At the end of the bus route selector window, there is a black arrowhead with a 'to' over it. Line this up with the red arrowhead located in the middle of the shopping destinations on the big wheel and check the bus route selection window for the number of your bus.

If it says 13, you've screwed up. Say what? It's clear as mud, right!  Now you know why a picture is worth a thousand words. Actually, the Wheel is quite simple. You're at Victoria. Turn the Shoppers' Wheel to the side that has Victoria Station aligned with the bus route selection window. Then turn the small wheel, placing the black arrowhead on the Piccadilly Circus red arrowhead and the bus number 37 appears in the window.

Buy a pass and save. Call 0207 222 1234 (may changed). Happy shopping.


London by bus

Quickly, the grand tour was planned. I wanted to see the places in London I'd frequented in the early fifties. I dubbed it the Memory Lane Excursion (Victoria Station to Piccadilly Circus, to Oxford Circus, to Marble Arch, etc.). You ladies with a gold credit card could go berserk with this Shopping Wheel, but all I wanted was rest, while enjoying a few nostalgic moments. I was saving my cash for the 'Big-W'.

Suffice it to say, I rode while they drove. I lunched, drank a few half pints, reminisced, catnapped, saw tons of concrete, took a few notes of some places worth returning too. I even squeezed in a few conversations. I'll spare you all the fascinating details, because the theme would be ignored. London is so spread out you could spend a lifetime trying to see all of it from the top of a double-decker. Next year, this scenario may be repeated and the experience recorded. It will be named, "London from the top of a double-decker bus, or Don't cuss, shop by bus." I have poetic urges often.

The time was 3:17pm when the bus stopped across from Victoria Station. The rest had renewed my vitality, and I felt like a Homo sapient again. Say what! Wimbledon called out, so I fought the temptation for one more pint at one of six pubs that were within walking distance. Two trips around this square would certainly give one a head start on an incurable case of liver cirrhosis. That's why I only went once.

The backpack was reclaimed, and I started for the Underground. Victoria Station was dead. Usually you encounter a multitude of people. I purchased a ticket and headed for the District Line. The tracks in the center of town are very deep in the ground and usually there are escalators to ride. This was not true at Victoria Station, because the escalator was out of order. I walked the stairs to the platform deep in the ground and was pleased the next train went straight to Southfields. Some trains require that you change at Earl's Court. Incidentally, these deep cavities in the ground saved many lives during World War Two.

My feet had a homey feeling the moment I planted them on the Southfields platform. Luggage in hands, I joined the small number of fans up the familiar three flights of stairs. The scarcity of fans baffled me. All previous trips to Southfields had found me amidst throngs of fans. The absence of fans suggested they had already arrived for Sunday matches, and fans for the Sunday night queue would come later. The latter meant the queue for Monday's tickets would be short. I felt a warm glow inside.

Food obtainable near the queue was expensive and poorly prepared, prompting me to detour by Marshall's Bakery, where I'd scalped my Centre Court ticket in '89. Once there, I wolfed down a ham, lettuce and tomato sandwich with the help of a cola. On the way out, I bought three sugar cookies to devour on the bus ride to the Grounds. I should have bought a dozen. All along Wimbledon Park Road, there were sidewalk merchants selling Wimbledon paraphernalia and their prices were ridiculous; higher than Wimbledon shop prices, where you know you're getting the real McCoy.

I reached the bus, fed 40p into the coin collector, and occupied a seat on the lower deck next to an empty seat, one for my tired rear and one for the gear. I relaxed and munched cookies as the bus rolled toward Wimbledon. I was passing the last bite to my small intestines as the bus pulled into the Wimbledon parking lot and passengers prepared to leave.


The first, first Sunday ever - The Church Road Queue

Rain striking the rain cover woke me. My eyes had been closed for only minutes it seemed. The time was five in the morning and pessimistic thoughts dominated me. I wondered if the incessant rains of the first week might continue and the tournament yield to lawn croquet and a third week. Sleeping on Church Road had been a horrendous mistake in retrospect.

Yesterday, I reached the Church Road queue to observe skies choked full of smoky clouds. Fortunately for fans, the ugly sky had not produced rain to hamper activities on this historic Sunday. Looking over the queue, I estimated there were two hundred people queuing for today’s tickets. The queue for Monday's tickets formed on the opposite side, and already 12 over achievers were queued. Mostly young ladies, leading me to speculate Stefan Edberg and Andrea Agassi played on Monday. I'd read that Andrea would don white and play this year. This would be only his second Wimbledon.

The urge to join the short queue for the historic celebration hit me like a Mohammad Ali jab. The compelling urge surrendered quickly to a stronger outcry from my stressed-out body saying, settle down there's a tomorrow. I joined the queue for Monday's tickets. I counted precisely 12 young people in line. I liked the idea of being number thirteen.

Preparing my little piece of the Church Road queue started immediately. This would be my first time queuing on Church Road. I wanted to check it out to determine if I had been sleeping on the right road. Furthermore, the Somerset Road queue was a two-mile hike. I would not splurge for a hack, and I was too tired to walk.
The extra sleep improved my disposition. Some optimism surfaced, displacing the earlier pessimism. It drizzled only slightly, but brolleys were highly visible. Queue animals were beginning their routines. These people are professionals. Most fans have been queuing for years, and they have boiled it down to a patent. John had trouble breaking down his tent and I helped him, whereupon John reciprocated. This guy is crazy about this tournament. The Stewards, all old timers, were out doing their thing and every one of them knew John by his first name.

The gate opened at 9:30am and the price of a No. 1 Court ticket was 26-quid ($46). This was the place to be. Skies were partly cloudy and grey, but the drizzle had ceased, and my instinct told me fear not, the weather would cooperate.

I dropped off my backpack at Left Luggage and headed straight to the Long Bar for coffee. Play didn't begin 'til eleven, permitting time to sit for a spell, and sip and dig the fans passing by. The Long Bar crowd was small now, but by two in the afternoon, the walkways would be as busy as Time Square. After coffee, I headed to No. 1 Court. The seat in section 9 was ground level and ten yards away from court...next to the sport photographers with their long cameras. Oh! Yes! Another super spot to view the action.

The stage was set. The ball and line persons immaculately dressed in green and purple, and brown and green respectively, were positioned for the start of the match. It's a class act all the way. Promptly at eleven, Agassi and Krajicek entered the court and started warming up. The crowd was sparse and the applause was soft.


The USAF lands on Somerset - Steffi Graf buying junk food

Throngs of people milled about even at this hour of 7:55pm. Many fans come to Wimbledon after 5:00pm when the price of a Ground Pass is only four-quid or $7, this year. Tennis continues as long as the light of day permits. Play until 9:00pm is common, so there are four hours of tennis left for their enjoyment. To the downtown Londoner, the 'Big-W' offers a relaxing park and circus atmosphere rolled into one: a day in the country with food and spirits near at hand and strawberries and cream.

The multitude of fans impeded my progress west, along the north end of No. 1 and Center Courts to the Somerset Road entrance, and the queue I should have joined on Sunday night. Somerset Road is 'de place' to camp. The only disadvantage that comes to mind is the slight incline you must adjust too.

Departing the grounds, my watch registered 8:05pm, and the first person my eyes met was Mike Walsh, an English gentleman: a regular. He had been there all three years, and his party was always first or second in the queue. He queues the entire fortnight. Talk about hooked!

"It's you, again!" Mike exclaimed, sounding surprised.

I thought to myself, did Mike think I wasn't hardy enough for a third party. Well think again, guv. Don't be influenced wrongly by the wrinkles and graying hair. Sense the young spirit that lives inside me and fathom the love instilled in an aging heart for a game that entered my life at age 49, transforming a sedentary lifestyle of a couch potato into a active one and the loss of 53 pounds of ugly lard.

"Yes, I’m back. All the horses and all the king’s men couldn’t deter me." We exchanged a few more pleasantries, and I moved along to the end of the queue.  I estimated only thirty fans were ahead, assuring yet another fabulous location for tomorrow’s matches

I placed my behind atop the backpack for several minutes of rest. Pleasant thoughts swelled inside my mind, realizing Tuesday’s promise was yet another choice ticket. Queue! Ticket! Tennis! That’s the name of the party.

Thoughts came about the exciting play this day and my contentment intensified. The tennis had been marvelous stuff, considering they were third and fourth round matches. The real fireworks start tomorrow when the ‘Big W’ serves the ladies’ quarters. These matches make up for the absence of fourth-of-July fireworks.

Shortly a young man arrived and took a position next to me. He introduced himself. I was surprised he was an American. Shawn was in the U. S. Air Force. He was from LA, and he said he expected three others soon.After some small talk, I asked him to hold my place in line so I could march up the steep hill to Wimbledon Village for a pint and some grub. This is permitted on the queue. Once you have established yourself, you can leave for several hours and no one complains. However, you are expected to sleep overnight.


Shawn

Paul

Marie

The brisk hike up Marryat Road took about seven minutes. The road is a stairway to the stars, and I was breathless at the summit. I recuperated by the time I neared Volleys, a modern pub, four squares away.

The expectation of a cool pint has a way of stimulating one’s senses and minimizing the fatigue. Music from a bygone era flowed from inside. It was my kind of sound. A saxophone sounded off on a great old jazz standard named ‘Honey Suckle Rose’, and I hurried inside to dig the scene smiling, having remembered the hip name for the tune: ‘Honey Suck My Nose’.

Nasty! Reaching the bar, I ordered a pint from an attractive blond barmaid and moved to an unoccupied table near the bandstand. She reminded me of Mae West...well, only in one respect. The joint was doing a rousing business for a Monday night. I might have gotten caught up in the scene, but I'd come for food at Frost's Delicatessen, which would be closing shortly.
I swigged down the beer and departed . In a few seconds, I entered Frost's

The junk food came to seven-quid, twelve bucks. Cheap enough, considering the bag contained enough food for a big dinner and breakfast. Besides, it would save the two-mile hike to the mobile food truck around on Church Road on Tuesday morning. The trio was still playing great old standards from the 40s and 50s, as I breezed past. Ten minutes later, I greeted Shawn and thanked him for holding the base.

The sky was charcoal gray, but Somerset Road is lighted well, which might be a disadvantage overlooked. It had interfered, in the past, with peaceful dreams of Centre Court. Shawn's friends had not arrived, and he left to see if he could scare them up. Shawn was breaking the rules by holding places for friends; however, this is done. This practice is very hard to stop, because they slip in late at night when everyone is sleeping. The queue is always longer in the morning for this reason. (Update 1999: This can't happen now. The Honorary Stewards pass out a numbered pamphlet) I took a seat and readied myself to enjoy dinner. I opened a bottle of fine German larger and sipped, while preparing a generous sandwich of turkey breast. The long walk had been worthwhile.

At around half past ten, Shawn and a woman returned in a car. She was introduced as Maria from Pennsylvania. Maria was a petite lady of about twenty-five. She wore very little makeup. This was a mistake. She needed color to compliment her dishwater-blonde hair. She was ordinary, but that was Shawn's problem. She would sleep in the car overnight, but this does not necessarily attest to the fact that she's a good girl. I'm kidding. Maria was nice. I'm a dirty old man.

Fifteen minutes later, two guys showed up in civilian clothes and joined Shawn and Maria. I should have complained, but I was outnumbered. The new arrivals were Paul from Tampa, Florida, and Woodrow from Michigan. "Off we go into the wild blue yonder," I hummed.

This chance meeting with the U.S. Air Force caused me to remember back to the early fifties when I'd been an air force person, serving in the United Kingdom. I was not into tennis in those days, and thoughts of Wimbledon never entered my mind. Besides, I hated lines especially in those days. I found other activities that interested me more...skirts. The only surprise concerning this chance meeting with three airmen and one airgirl, or whatever they call them these days, was none of the four were from the Lone Star State

If I had gone to Wimbledon's final in '51 and '52, I would have seen Dick Savit beat K. McGregor and F.A. Sedgmen beat J. Drobny, respectively. The ladies winners: Miss D. Hart ('51) and Miss M. Connolly ('52). Boy, I'm glad I brought that up. I don't remember any of the men champions, but the ladies I do remember. Reckon the Miss has something to do with it. Miss Connolly was nicknamed Little Mo. She was from Missouri.

One more scrumptious turkey sandwich was prepared and consumed, cookies followed, and the last beer inhaled. I wasn't trying to makeup for all the beers I'd denied myself since the previous December. This was a vacation and a time to enjoy. I planned to get back on the wagon immediately upon returning home.

I was stuffed. The beer had relaxed me, and I prepared to enter the bedroll, but first I changed its position to point up and down the hill. This eliminates the sensation of rolling down the hill. Instead, you feel as if you are going to slide down the hill feet first."What the hell, it's cheap. One backache per night."

Yanks invade Centre Court...I jerked Bud Collins out of the WC

Tuesday morning was met with mixed emotions. Six hours of deep sleep had restored my very mature body to near perfection, so why was pessimism flowing in my veins? Maybe it was due to the ominous black clouds hovered in the sky, threatening the Centre Court and No. 1 Court excitement, everyone had anticipated for the long, cold, hard night. The temperature was in the high 50s, climbing slowly, and these thoughts entered my mind: Will my all white tennis apparel ever get to be displayed on Centre Court? Maybe Centre Court isn't ready for my sexy legs? V.e.r.y funny? It would be if you could see them.

Tuesday morning was met with mixed emotions. Six hours of deep sleep had restored my very mature body to near perfection, so why was pessimism flowing in my veins? Maybe it was due to the ominous black clouds hovered in the sky, threatening the Centre Court and No. 1 Court excitement, everyone had anticipated for the long, cold and hard night. The temperature was in the high 50s, climbing slowly, and these thoughts entered my mind: Will my all white tennis apparel ever get to be displayed on Centre Court? Maybe Centre Court isn't ready for my sexy legs? V.e.r.y funny? It would be if you could see them.

The queue was slowly coming to life. Wanting to beat the stampede to the mobile WC, I dug in my bag for clean underwear, white tennis apparel, toiletries and headed for the WC. The place was empty, and I took an unhurried French shower and dressed. I put the long pants and sweater over the tennis apparel. When the day warmed, it would be removed and dropped off at Left Luggage. Shaving was saved for Centre Court.

Ten yards up the road, a mobile food truck sold morning foods. The vendor was a newcomer. Mandy, who for years sold morning foods out of her garage, had moved away as she had promised the year before. "Too much smog in Wimbledon," she'd said. Strange little woman. An institution gone, but then nothing in this world stays the same. She'll be missed. But the vultures are always one tree branch away, and that's good, because the Somerset Road queue needs morning foods during Wimbledon. I bought two cups of coffee and continued, stopping again to buy a paper to check out today's action

Have you ever wished you could be in two places at the same time? That's the feeling I had, but a choice of courts had to be decided.

Play was scheduled to start at eleven: three hours earlier than usual. Wimbledon was way behind schedule and more matches were being played on Show Courts. The situation, although a pain in the rear for the tournament director, was wonderful for the fans. The constant rains of the first week created this necessity of more matches.

Sharply at 9:30am, the gates opened and the queue surged forward with a resounding cheer. Inside, the queue split into two lines, one for Centre Court and one for No. 1 Court. Now, what court did you prefer? What Court do you suppose I chose? If you guessed Centre Court, you were right. Five Americans were scheduled to play on Centre: Agassi, Garrison, Navratilova, Capriati and McEnroe.

I was saddened discovering some of these fans could only afford a £6 Ground Pass. After a second thought, my sadness vanished after thinking, would I queue all night to buy a Ground Pass. The answer was a resounding yes. A day in the grounds can be enchanting. If you don't queue all night, you might not get in until late in the afternoon or not at all, and you would have missed many wonderful hours of pure pleasure. Also, you'd miss all the fun of queuing.

This is a repeat. When the grounds fill to the limit, fans are admitted only when fans inside leave the grounds. The place is usually packed by three in the afternoon.

The reserved seat was in Section F cost £28 ($48). Quickly, hoping to beat the crowd, I headed with long strides to Left Luggage to stash my gear. Next, again with haste, I headed to the Long Bar for coffee. It was too early for a pint. The Long Bar is a popular spot where fans relax and refresh, while observing an International mixture of people strolling by from everywhere imaginable. It fills quickly, but it wasn’t crowded now, and the coffee was bought without a hassle. I moved to a seat near the walkway to do some sippin’, relaxin’ and lookin’.
What a day! Edberg annihilated McEnroe in three sets. Scores: 7- 6, 6-1, 6-4. Edberg was on top of his serve and volley game, making him invincible on grass. John had a Mac attack and drew a $10,000 fine for a few well-chosen expletives expressed to the gentleman in the tall chair. In his career, John has been fined $55,500 for misbehaving...peanuts...maybe they should wipe out his mouth with Octagon soap instead?

Graf versus Garrison exploded upon the scene. Miss Graf, the very same one who snubbed me at the deli the night before, was on her game. When she’s on, she’s invincible. She has recorded an unbelievable match win record in the last few years.

In this quarterfinal match, Steffi breezed past Zina in about an hour with scores of 6-1, 6-3. Last year Zina beat Steffi to gain a shot at the championship, but Martina Navratilova stood in her way. Zina would receive £26,520 ($45,084), for her losing effort. Wow! I have to work almost a year for that much bread. Drawing Miss Graf was really bad news.

Zina has come a long way from the municipal park courts in Houston, Texas, to the lush green grass of Centre Court Wimbledon. And a friend of Zina's had come. Her name is Lori McNeil. She graduated from the same municipal courts as Zina. McNeil had the misfortune of drawing Miss Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, who beat her in the third round.

There were Texans everywhere, and for all I knew, I might be in London, Texas, except for the fact I'd seen the River Thames and Piccadilly Circus earlier.

Skies started darkening as Navratilova and Miss Jennifer Capriati, 'Jenny', as the English were affectionately calling her, started their warm-up.
As the rain cover was dragged over the browning grass of Centre Court, I headed to the Long Bar to prime my kidneys for another long, damp, cold, hard and downhill night on Somerset Road. The airmen had arrived ahead of me and were all holding pints. "Where'd they park their jet?" I thought out loud
The rain let up a trifle, when I was half way through my second pint, and I made a dash to reclaim my travel bag from Left Luggage. The attendant permitted the bedroll to be left behind. Hey! These folks are kind and considerate. I grabbed the travel bag and headed back.
Excellent!" I exclaimed, kissing the tips of my fingers and thumb. Only crumbs remained for the ants. Dinner had consisted of salad, fried shrimp, garden peas, baked potato, and hot rolls: topped off with a great cup of café. I had splurged for a hack to get from Wimbledon to REFLECTION, because it rained bullfrogs. It was chosen because it was close to Mrs. Demery's, where I hoped to book a B&B for the night. Furthermore, the food is delicious, reasonably priced, and the spirit of Louis Armstrong frequents the place. It had become my base of operations: a 'bitter' encounter. Pun intended.
left the table and went to the phone. I dialed Mrs. Demery's number. She gasped with astonishment, and I wondered if she thought I was too old to be backpacking to Wimbledon. Absurd! I gave her a few seconds to recover and asked if she could put me up for the night. She couldn't, but said, she would check with friends and get back. I returned to my table, confident Alex would succeed in spite of the late hour, and I started drinking the fresh cup of coffee the waitress had poured.

On my third sip, Fred held up the phone and called out my name. I was pleased when Alex said Mrs. Scoon, who lived several squares from REFLECTION, would take me. This was good news. Wrong! It was sensual news. The thought of sleeping in a bed can be exciting, after one night in the sky and two on Somerset Road. I finished the coffee, paid the tab and headed for Mrs. Scoons, swinging my bag in the cool evening air and humming, "When It's Sleepy Time Down South," Armstrong's theme song.

The walk was brief. I rang the doorbell. A blond lady, of about forty, answered the intrusion. The glow of happy pride on her face masked harder lifelines. "Please, come in." Her voice was soft and pleasant.

I entered and followed her upstairs to a small room. It was probably the nursery at one time. Baby things and pictures were spread around and a crib sat in the corner. The bed, however, was standard size and it looked heavenly.

"I'll take it!" I gushed.

I'd acted impulsive by not asking the price, but I was too tired to care. Since Mrs. Demery had recommended her, I knew the deal was square. After Mrs. Scoon departed, my haste to undress and slip between clean sheets might be compared to two honeymooners arriving at their motel room after a marathon reception. "Sleep, perchance to dream." I didn't need Shakespeare to bore me to sleep. Sleep came before I hit the sheets.

It was almost eight when my eyes opened from near death. I had slept like a baby. I had thoughts: Bring on the world! I'm ready for demons, monsters, ghosts and the queue, if it should come to that. Nearly ten hours of sleep had placed me on top of the world.

Clean everything was dug out of the travel bag. I showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, dressed in tennis apparel, and went downstairs to bid Mrs. Jane Scoon good morning. Her thirteen year old son was finishing breakfast in preparation to leave for somewhere. Mrs. Scoon invited me into the kitchen, poured orange juice, coffee, and proceeded to prepare a breakfast fit for a refreshed, old tennis addict: two eggs, sunny-side up, English bacon, which is a little like sliced ham, two slices of whole wheat bread and strawberry jam. I refused cereal.

Mrs. Scoon poured herself tea, after my needs had been met, and we talked a little about her husband and four kids. She was a mother of four. She took in boarders to help fulfill the good life, and she booked B&Bs in the Wimbledon area. Learning she had no vacancies, I asked her to find me lodging for the night.

She made several phone calls and returned with the good news. Mrs. Dodd would take me and she marked up a map. I thanked her for the great breakfast and for accepting me on such short notice and at such a late hour and asked her what I owed. She said the price was £22, which I paid gladly, and headed for the front door where my bag waited. At the door, she gave me one of her cards and invited me to call anytime.

I digress. In '92, I took along several copies of this essay and gave Mrs. Demery a copy to pass around. I was embarrassed learning I had registered Mrs. Scoon's age at fifty and Mrs. Demery's as forty. Their ages had been reversed. Mrs. Scoon straightened me out on that score later. Wow! It was a faux pas of gigantic proportions. However, she still speaks to me.

Mrs. Dodd's home was about two miles south of Southfields Station, just off Wimbledon Park Road in the opposite direction of Wimbledon. I huffed and puffed the entire distance. The exercise was needed to work off pounds gained from the suds I'd been funneling into my stomach. A small, plump, pleasant looking lady appeared on the third ring and introduced herself as Jackie Dodd. You knew she was Irish immediately from the sparkle in her eyes. She took me to a small, upstairs room that looked clean, comfortable, and adequate for a night's sleep.

Paul, her husband, was home and Jackie introduced me. He was a professional musician, so being home at 9:50am wasn't unusual. Paul played guitar and she was a singer. They were having a late breakfast, she invited me to tea, and we exchanged some musician chitchat. I would have enjoyed talking more music, but the gates at Wimbledon would be opening at 10:30am, and I wanted to be on time. There was this little problem about not holding a ticket and not knowing what to expect. I thanked Jackie and left on foot for Wimbledon.


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